Your Weapon

My Insult: Thou tottering elf-skinned barnacle!

*Thumbs his nose*

If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases.

Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels.

Forsooth thou smelleth of the foul winds of the moor.

I bite my thumb at thou.

Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, And howl'st to find it

[Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft

Verily thy father and his shrewish consort are oft making the beast with two backs, and from such a union didst thou spring from her plague-ridden loins.

Take you me for a sponge??

Thou is essence of the rag-eth of toe.

thou art a crusty botch of nature!

Insolent cur.

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Originally posted by pyrofreak
*Thumbs his nose*

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It's their top front teeth not nose :p

Originally posted by Jessixa

 

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Originally posted by pyrofreak
*Thumbs his nose*

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It's their top front teeth not nose :p

It originated in 1640, and Shakespeare himself is said to have used it. It's close enough.

Thou are a loathsome apostate heretic who will surely burn in the bowels of hell for the Godless heliocentric model of the heavens you dare to preach!!

[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.

Thou puking half-faced pignut!

I don't even know what it means,   but I like it  >:)

Never did I expect to see a thread concerning Shakespeare on this forum.  I've wanted to post this clip of Richard Harris since I saw it.  It's not exactly an insult, but it is Shakespeare related.  Funny stuff.

Yeah, it stuck in my mind and I thought a refresher for it was worthy.  Especially in a time when modifying a game or company name with the word 'fail' seems to be the epitome of insults.

Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold.

you suck.

Thou art uglier than a shriviled testicle.