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Work it baby work it! Smart girl! LOL! Wish I had thought of that.
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Originally posted by Teala
She's not pretty enough to be more than a $100 outcall. |
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Who is desperate enough to pay THAT much? ~Greatness~ MMORPG Blog |
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nickelpat
Hard Core Member
Joined: 11/07/08
"War isn''t about dieing for your country; It''s about making your enemy die for theirs." - G.Patton |
I'm sorry, am I the only one who though prostitution was illegal? ____________________________ "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but I know World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
Originally posted by nickelpat
Never been to Nevada, have ya? God, I love The Ranch. The girls are all mandated by law to have monthly checkups and maintain health records, they pay taxes, etc, etc. |
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$3.7 million? I'd rather have 3 of these. |
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Originally posted by grunty
Make it 1 Bugatti, 1 Aston Martin, and one Rolls Royce Silver Ghost and I'm right there with you. |
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The guy who pays that will end up looking like the worlds biggest douche.
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3.7 MILLION?! Man, for that money I'd buy a truckfull of midget hookers. Hell I'd probably have enough money left over for.... a lot more midget hookers. I did the math.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2if5GYXOGyo |
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Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, "404." |
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Originally posted by Illius
Yeah, there is that... But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2if5GYXOGyo |
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Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe
Yeah, there is that... But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this. Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, "404." |
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Originally posted by Illius I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this. Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double.
you just had to mess up my pun didn't you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2if5GYXOGyo |
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Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this. Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double.
you just had to mess up my pun didn't you?
I usually keep my date in an oversized duffel bag and claim her as carry on baggage. Edit: And who doesn't want Bridget the Midget. She's a pint-sized powerhouse. |
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Originally posted by Zorvan I don't know about Bridget... I'd feel just a bit weird about the whole thing. Might get performance anxiety or something. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, "404." |
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tvalentine
 Elite Member
Joined: 4/01/06
“The things you own end up owning you.” -Tyler Durden |
hmmm ... i wonder how much a guy could get for his virginity ...... I'm surprised nobody else has done this before.
Playing: EVE Online |
Originally posted by tvalentine
fitty cent. Maybe. |
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Originally posted by tvalentine
My personal thought: Stick one ugly to average looking guy in the middle of 100 women, and he MAY get lucky.
Stick one ugly to average looking woman in the middle of 100 guys and she WILL get lucky.
So, in answer to your question, not even enough for a cup of coffee.
Unless you're a Jonas brother in the middle of 100 40+ year old milfs. |
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Originally posted by Zorvan Yeah it's a double standard.... Oh and do the milfs look like Teala? If so then it aint that bad. I've seen some pretty smokin 40 year olds..... Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, "404." |
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Just another example of the depths that some people will go to claim the status of "celebrity". |
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Swiftblade13
 Apprentice Member
Joined: 2/02/06
"My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle" - Firefly |
wow... shes not even cute. The one pic she looks not too bad, the other one I dont think I would do her for free.. or at least I would put a bag over her head.... Grymm |
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Shes not worth a 100$ screw. Even if she is a virgin shes not really virgin looking and shes to old to satisfy the virgin stereotype of 16-17 young looking and innocent. This girl looks like a skank. I voted for Obama. |
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Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe
Yeah, there is that... But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money
According to Manswers on Spike, midget hookers actually charge twice as much because they're such a novelty
and I would be willing to bet that whoever is spending 3.7 million dollars on this girl is a virgin as well. There's something kinda sad about the way that things have come to be, desensitized to everything, what became of subtlety? |
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she's not $ 3 million worth,
and i dont even think she's a virgin |
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