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General Discussion  » What would you do?

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Tuss

Novice Member

Joined: 2/24/08
Posts: 93

I play to have fun, not to win or be the best.

 
10/14/08 4:36:21 PM#1

If you had a chance to meet with the guy who made all the cruddy updates, what would you say/do to him? Describe in as much detail as you see fit.

I lost all my dignity a long time ago.

Palo_god

Novice Member

Joined: 9/19/08
Posts: 153

10/15/08 1:59:33 AM#2

The guy who is responsible for all the crappy updates is their new CEO(he became CEO in 06 and started working on these crappy updates immediately after he was hired) and I would burn him with fire, that or inject him with HIV.

deviliscious

Hard Core Member

Joined: 11/09/07
Posts: 3828

"Adjusts ponytails and pulls the lollipop out of my mouth"

10/15/08 9:06:44 AM#3
Originally posted by Palo_god

The guy who is responsible for all the crappy updates is their new CEO(he became CEO in 06 and started working on these crappy updates immediately after he was hired) and I would burn him with fire, that or inject him with HIV.

And I thought I was bad for wanting to cover him in honey and leave him in the woods tied to a tree in the woods..
 

( which I already stated in a previous thread about "Jagex is hiring a new head of Runescape.")

AkaJetson

Hard Core Member

Joined: 5/10/07
Posts: 955

"I was born intelligent but education ruined me."

10/15/08 2:26:50 PM#4
Originally posted by Palo_god

The guy who is responsible for all the crappy updates is their new CEO(he became CEO in 06 and started working on these crappy updates immediately after he was hired) and I would burn him with fire, that or inject him with HIV.

You mean 07?

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Drukstylz

Novice Member

Joined: 5/16/08
Posts: 184

Banning me, only makes me stronger.

10/15/08 3:54:55 PM#5

Well the last 2 years have seen immense changes to the world of Runescape. Most noticeably, Grand Exchange, and the removal of player killing. 

I can't say if I will return just because they gave back a half baked version of wilderness.

But if I was the guy responsible for the updates, well I would stay from any object large enough to cause tearing of the lower intestinal tube and/or colon.

yeah its intestinal track, but when  its stuffed, it becomes a tube.

Palo_god

Novice Member

Joined: 9/19/08
Posts: 153

10/15/08 5:47:12 PM#6
Originally posted by AkaJetson
Originally posted by Palo_god

The guy who is responsible for all the crappy updates is their new CEO(he became CEO in 06 and started working on these crappy updates immediately after he was hired) and I would burn him with fire, that or inject him with HIV.

You mean 07?


 

No I mean 06

AkaJetson

Hard Core Member

Joined: 5/10/07
Posts: 955

"I was born intelligent but education ruined me."

10/16/08 12:08:57 PM#7
Originally posted by Palo_god
Originally posted by AkaJetson
Originally posted by Palo_god

The guy who is responsible for all the crappy updates is their new CEO(he became CEO in 06 and started working on these crappy updates immediately after he was hired) and I would burn him with fire, that or inject him with HIV.

You mean 07?


 

No I mean 06

He joined in 07...Geoff Iddison is his name and he joined in 07..you might be talking about the head of RS which is different from their CEO.

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Blissey

Apprentice Member

Joined: 9/11/08
Posts: 522

All hail the Codex.

10/16/08 12:29:58 PM#8

bla bla bla bla bla bla blaaaaaaa..

Anyway, Have any of you guys watched "kiss of the dragon" starring Jet Li? At the end Jet li pokes this guy in the spine with a needle, then blood starts oozing out of the perpetraitor's mouth, eyes, and nose. And when the perp asks Jet li what is going on, he says he just gave him the kiss of the dragon. A slow and painful death. This is how I would kill the madman behind those updates.

Palo_god

Novice Member

Joined: 9/19/08
Posts: 153

10/16/08 4:31:39 PM#9
Originally posted by AkaJetson
Originally posted by Palo_god
Originally posted by AkaJetson
Originally posted by Palo_god

The guy who is responsible for all the crappy updates is their new CEO(he became CEO in 06 and started working on these crappy updates immediately after he was hired) and I would burn him with fire, that or inject him with HIV.

You mean 07?


 

No I mean 06

He joined in 07...Geoff Iddison is his name and he joined in 07..you might be talking about the head of RS which is different from their CEO.


 

My mistake, it was 07.

Matt269

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Joined: 2/12/08
Posts: 125

"Milk was a bad choice."

10/16/08 7:09:37 PM#10

Well I'm not sure who is responsible for the cruddy updates. But if i ever met him i would tie him up, cut him with a knife, squeeze lemon juice on the cuts, put a sheet over him, wait for his cuts to heal, then rip the sheet off so he bleeds again. The put him in a room with a thousand bees and hang him over a fire, but not burn him. Just make it so he boils. Then go out with his daughter and break up with her on her bday. Then i would take naked pics of his wife or girlfriend and post them on bestiality sites and all over the internet.