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You see there's this game comming out in 2012 that is just the coolest, bestest, most bad ass MMO ever conceived. I have all the facts to prove it too. - It's called LoonyQuest - that's the coolest MMO name ever. - All the characters in the game are called Chuck! - When you get to level 75 you get the last name Norris! The ultimate! - There is over 1 terabyte of authentic Chuck Norris sound effects in the game! No other game even comes close. - The world is 1-1 scale with the real world, and there are 16 terabytes worth of game maps you can walk across. The most immersive MMO world experience ever conceived. - Every frame in the game is rendered in High Definition! at 300 frames per second! - You can use 20x anti aliasing, and 100x FF, whatever that means, it's at least 100 times better than any other game on the market. - at level 100 you get the signature Cobra SS Mustang car driven by the real Chuck Norris in one of his movies. - all the combat is based on real time captures of all of Chuck Norris' signature moves from all of his greatist movies. You get a flying kick, a round house kick, a punch, and much much more. - as you progress gain levels in the game the Chuck Norris character model goes from the "Octagon" Chuck Norris to the "Walker Texas Ranger" Chuck Norris. No other gaming system has a realistic Chuck Norris aging model! - like the movie "Being John Malcovich" that part where John Malcovich goes into his own head, and only sees everyone else as John Malcovich, everyone in the game is Chuck Norris, and you get to fight yourself! - it has the most unique leveling system of any game with over 250 character levels. You actually get weaker when you go from the Octagon Chuck to the Walker Chuck. This is the only realistic simulation of character advancement in any MMO. - Newbies have the strongest Chuck, and everyone else has to run from them, now this is the only ballance system that makes sense in any MMO. So I feel sorry for all you peons that don't have your own Blade class server array to enjoy the greatness that Loonyquest is going to be. I forgot to mention it's the best kind of software ever, vaporware! At least that's what all the top gaming journals are calling it! Loonyquest Roxors! ---------------------------------- this is a parody thread, if you get angry because of this, you need to lighten up a bit. I hope you enjoy! |
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9/26/08 5:56:17 PM#2
would have been slightly amusing if chuck norris jokes hadnt stopped being funny a month after they started............................4 years ago
a+ for effort, F for content |
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Pappy13
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Joined: 2/16/07
I dont need to |
9/26/08 6:05:40 PM#3
Hey buddy, Puff Puff Pass!!!
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Originally posted by Sebali
If it helps, you can substitute David Carradine for Chuck Norris if you like. |
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