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Illius  9/22/08 4:02:36 PM

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I am bored and I got to thinking...  For all you married/soon to be married dudes I have a hypothetical scenario I wanna throw at you just to see the reaction and for the potential hillarity that might ensue.

 

The work day is over, and you've faced the gridlock of your city to finally pull into your drive way.  You rummage through your mailbox and find no bills.  Grateful that theres no money that needs spending you seem to begin to smile.  The weight on your shoulders somehow seems non existant.  You are home.. your castle, and in a short few moments you'll be inside with your wife and that makes you all that much happier.  Further more you have a small child, perhaps no older then 6 months and as a loving father you really want to get back home to see your kid.  Here's where it gets interesting.

As you approach the front door you hear a bunch of women having conversations in your living room and you think nothing of it considering that your wife often has her friends over for coffee/tea and do whatever it is women do when they get together in the absence of men.  You walk in the door, hang your coat and walk into the living room to realize that all the women are there, together, breastfeeding.  What comes to your mind at that instant?

 

/discuss

 
Enigma  9/22/08 4:19:25 PM

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/nod

walk into the kitchen and grab a drink.

Nothing new to a married man with children. Also, women dont just "whip it out." They have blankets, etc over the baby

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zanbanz  9/22/08 4:38:23 PM

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2 in my mind commical answers

1. go in the kitchen make yourself a glass of milk

2. panic its all you can do

 

Fishermage  9/22/08 4:47:16 PM

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"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Treat it as what it is -- no big deal. Politely give 'em a "hello ladies" and head on into another room.

Illius  9/22/08 5:06:54 PM

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I was looking for more humor I guess... but then again I'm not married.  In my every day life I do try to find humor in everything and I haven't quite figured out what I'd do.

 
Pyrich  9/22/08 5:54:53 PM

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Originally posted by Illius

I was looking for more humor I guess... but then again I'm not married.  In my every day life I do try to find humor in everything and I haven't quite figured out what I'd do.


 

I guess you could ask them to lighten your coffee up.  :P

 

Still,  no biggie.  About like the ladies walking in on a bunch of guys watching the game.

 
Vendayn  9/22/08 5:58:08 PM

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I would join in as well...more the better

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Illius  9/22/08 6:32:10 PM

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I'm thinkin, I'd ask what's for dinner but might not like what their answer might be.  The leftovers....

 
Pyrich  9/22/08 7:37:26 PM

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So anyone with a wife that uses one of those breat pumps ever get into the wrong milk in the fridge?  I know it's happened to at least somebody.

 
bluberryhaze  9/22/08 7:52:12 PM

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 intensely pretend to not be looking at the overly swollen,  savory mammories.

adjourn to the PC room and fire up...something.

 

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Illius  9/22/08 8:25:30 PM