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Zindaihas  9/22/08 12:32:36 AM

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"If you warn me about global warming once more, you''ll get a swift carbon footprint in the ass!"

What are the greatest slogans you have ever heard?  Or what do you think would be a great slogan?

I know I've heard some great ones before, but for some reason, I can't think of any off the top of my head.  But there is one that I think would be a great slogan for a household product.  I think it's good enough that I made this post just so I could share it with the world.

How's this for a toilet paper slogan:  Finally a toilet paper that's worthy of your ass!

Don't you think that would sell some rolls?

Anyway, I'd like to be reminded of some of the great slogans out there, so if you can think of one, please post.

"I hate newspapermen. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast." - William T. Sherman

DailyBuzz  9/22/08 1:05:01 AM

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If buying Marijuana supports terrorists, legalize it so we can buy American.

The first time I saw this commercial I laughed. They pulled it after a month or so, but you may have seen it before.

Also, there was an Herbal Essences commercial that had a money shot at the end, left the woman in the shower with a total suds face. I was literally stunned when I saw it. That ad DID NOT last a month. I thik I only saw it once. Perhaps I was tripping at the time, I can't guarantee otherwise.

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modjoe86  9/22/08 7:04:20 AM

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Trying to put the sensual back in nonconsensual.

I worked at a bread store for a while that had a couple good slogans:

Old Mill Bread: We knead your dough.

Old Mill Bread: Get your buns in here.

"The fact is I'm turning to gold, turning to gold.
It's a long process, they say,
it happens in stages.
This is to inform you that I've already turned to clay."

Pyrich  9/22/08 10:53:53 AM

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Maybe not the best slogan of all times,  but the best ad for sure.

It has it all,  some guy thats staight out of a comic book renting people his guns.

 

"I dont want to make money folks,  I just love to rent guns.  hahahahahaha"

 

www.youtube.com/watch

 
Vemoi  9/22/08 11:05:24 AM

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Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.
Ronald Reagan

"Best place in town to take a leak"

I heard this on Utah radio station a lot....about a radiator repair place.

You know when a leftest runs out of ideas...it is when they pull out the racist card.