Originally posted by Jerriescids

Originally posted by Chiram

OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.

WAR IS A GOOD GAME BUT NOT AS GOOD AS WOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AS MUCH EPEEN STATUS. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY 99.9% OF THE GAMES CONTENT, SO THOSE OF US WITHOUT JOBS ARE STUCK BEING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, I FIND THIS STUPID BECAUSE CASUAL PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY AT THEIR JOBS AND PAY MAH CHECK, WHILE I RAID AND FLEX MY STUFF WHEN THEY LOG ONLINE FOR THE 3 HOURS THEY HAVE... LOL 3 HOURS!!

GRAPHICS: 6/10 NOT AS ARTISTIC AS WOW

SOUND: 6/10 NOT AS GOOD AS WOW

GAMEPLAY: 4/10 NOT AS SMOOVE AS WOW

E-FAME FACTOR: 1/10 CANT GET AS MUCH UNLESS YOU COUNT THE STATUE BIT AND THAT ONLY MEANS YOU SIT ON YOUR BUM LONGER THAN MOST.

CLASSES ON ORDER ARE DUMB AND UNDERPOWERED. GO MARAUDER OR SORC WHEN THE GAME LAUNCHES, I AM GOING TO ROLL A SORC SO I CAN BE THE WORLD FIRST TO 40 THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A JOB AT BLIZZ DESIGNING THEIR NEXT GAME.

 

This has to be one of the funniest posts I've seen on MMORPG.. I literally got pain from laughter-- I appreciate it man.

Re-reading his post and realiziing he probably has a life made me laugh even harder. I hate those that have so much free time and we have to work...they make open beta begin on a Tuesday for pre-orders, WTF...won't be starting until 6 or so...so lame... I loved the post though, pretty damn funny. It's how some people act too...

Originally posted by GreenChaos

I agree with op. wow is the best, kek. War has no Michael Jackson dances. Not having Michael Jackson dances ruins immersion.

For sure that dance alone gives wow +10 sexiness, and we all now the sexiness stats is all that matters in MMOs.

No way is this guy serious.  He is mocking all the haters, that has GOT to be it.

Good one.  Looks like the post is still bringing in fish with the bait.

Originally posted by Cbdragon1

Are people so up tight about anyone saying anything bad about WAR or anyone saying anything positive about WoW that they fail to see A JOKE?!?!

IT IS SO CLEARLY A JOKE. THE CAPS ARE A CLUE.

hahaha :) lrn not 2 take ppl who writes with CAPS seroius !!! :D

beside that, do any of you really think there are people THAT retarded out there in the real world, who would claime that  they have been playing mmo for a long time and then mention that they ONLY have been playing WOW?  c´mon :)

I remember when trolling message boards wasn't considered a source of humor.

Those were good times.  Good times.

"MY COMPUTER IS AN ALIENWARE ITS BETTAR THAN URS BECAUSE ITS ALIENWARE AND IF ALIENWARE WAS AN MMO IT WOULD BE WOW BECAUSE ITS BEST"

Wow, all joking aside you don't really own one of those ungawdly, fugly, plastic, dell built pieces of junk do you? If you really just have to overpay for something and not build one yourself at least buy a Falcon NW or something.

Originally posted by geldonyetich

I remember when trolling message boards wasn't considered a source of humor.

Those were good times.  Good times.

You could say the same thing about racism, religion and so forth. People used to get all crazy eyed if you even mumbled anything racist or religious in bad taste. Now, it's all you ever hear on comedy central.

Originally posted by xzeve

Originally posted by Cbdragon1

Are people so up tight about anyone saying anything bad about WAR or anyone saying anything positive about WoW that they fail to see A JOKE?!?!

IT IS SO CLEARLY A JOKE. THE CAPS ARE A CLUE.

 

hahaha :) lrn not 2 take ppl who writes with CAPS seroius !!! :D

beside that, do any of you really think there are people THAT retarded out there in the real world, who would claime that  they have been playing mmo for a long time and then mention that they ONLY have been playing WOW?  c´mon :)

Yes, there is clear proof that those retards exists..

Originally posted by khartman2005

Originally posted by xzeve

Originally posted by Cbdragon1

Are people so up tight about anyone saying anything bad about WAR or anyone saying anything positive about WoW that they fail to see A JOKE?!?!

IT IS SO CLEARLY A JOKE. THE CAPS ARE A CLUE.

 

hahaha :) lrn not 2 take ppl who writes with CAPS seroius !!! :D

beside that, do any of you really think there are people THAT retarded out there in the real world, who would claime that  they have been playing mmo for a long time and then mention that they ONLY have been playing WOW?  c´mon :)

 

Yes, there is clear proof that those retards exists..

Sadly, so true.

Alot of people do consider themself good at mmo's after playing Wow , make me laugh everytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

and wow create these behaviors , i hope this was a joke .

Who ever dont see the sarcasm here , fail  .

Haha, funny post.

Originally posted by micona

Alot of people do consider themself good at mmo's after playing Wow , make me laugh everytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

 

and wow create these behaviors , i hope this was a joke .

Lol, too funny, haven't seen that one before.

Originally posted by micona

Alot of people do consider themself good at mmo's after playing Wow , make me laugh everytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

 

and wow create these behaviors , i hope this was a joke .

AHAHAHAHAHAHA lmao. 50 fu****** dkp minus, pure comedy gold. ahahahahaha

Well, this game is easier than WoW. Wait until you see the WAR PvP zerg videos that will spawn all over the net sometime after this game releases. It's just going to be a huge zerg killing people one at a time and bragging about it. In fact, those types of videos already exist for WAR.

MY TOON REFUSES TO /DANCE!!! I TYPE /DANCE AND IT SAYS "PWNZ000R REFUSES TO DANCE" WTF IS THIS WHAT KINDA GAME WON'T GIVE YOU DANCING!!!!! WOW HAD DANCING IN 2005 OR 2004 I CANT REMEBBER

EVEN THIS DAMN BANANA CAN DANCE!

WHY CAN'T MY TOON DANCE IN WAR!?!??

WAR SUCKS!!!!!

WORD.

(This is beautiful - everybody write a WAR review from a wowhead's viewpoint! It's wonderfully releasing!)

Funny *G* Another guy which calls himself a MMO Vet by starting to play MMOs with wow *gg*

In this thread; people who failed to spot the funny and react in a serious manner.

Woosh!!!!

Originally posted by micona

Alot of people do consider themself good at mmo's after playing Wow , make me laugh everytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

 

and wow create these behaviors , i hope this was a joke .

LOL good old times , i remember a frenchy trying to imitate him on vent during raid was prety funny .

Originally posted by Chiram

OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.

WAR IS A GOOD GAME BUT NOT AS GOOD AS WOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AS MUCH EPEEN STATUS. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY 99.9% OF THE GAMES CONTENT, SO THOSE OF US WITHOUT JOBS ARE STUCK BEING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, I FIND THIS STUPID BECAUSE CASUAL PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY AT THEIR JOBS AND PAY MAH CHECK, WHILE I RAID AND FLEX MY STUFF WHEN THEY LOG ONLINE FOR THE 3 HOURS THEY HAVE... LOL 3 HOURS!!

GRAPHICS: 6/10 NOT AS ARTISTIC AS WOW

SOUND: 6/10 NOT AS GOOD AS WOW

GAMEPLAY: 4/10 NOT AS SMOOVE AS WOW

E-FAME FACTOR: 1/10 CANT GET AS MUCH UNLESS YOU COUNT THE STATUE BIT AND THAT ONLY MEANS YOU SIT ON YOUR BUM LONGER THAN MOST.

CLASSES ON ORDER ARE DUMB AND UNDERPOWERED. GO MARAUDER OR SORC WHEN THE GAME LAUNCHES, I AM GOING TO ROLL A SORC SO I CAN BE THE WORLD FIRST TO 40 THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A JOB AT BLIZZ DESIGNING THEIR NEXT GAME.

Bahahah you had me at your first mmo was wow, i guess its your only mmo? Saying that wow has better graphics then war is a joke, and you no it. Warhammer graphics have been proven to be superior to wows, just like WoW graphics are superior to eq etc etc. you are a wow fanboi and you proved it by saying graphics, sound, and gameplay werent as good as them on wow. i think you are just upset that you no wow has a new competition and that many are going to drift from wow to war. Face it WoW is old!!! WAR is new.
 

What a flipping joke.. Vet? Elder?! You are a flipping WoW noob, you know NOTHING about real MMOs.

Learn to play and be quiet when the grownups talk

Psst, guys, it was a gag review, the OP was jok....... errr nvm... wth, please by all means, please continue.

I'm sorry but this is the stupidest "review" I've ever read. I mean it's obvious that you were joking/trolling but seriously, grow up.

Originally posted by Chiram

OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.

WAR IS A GOOD GAME BUT NOT AS GOOD AS WOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AS MUCH EPEEN STATUS. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY 99.9% OF THE GAMES CONTENT, SO THOSE OF US WITHOUT JOBS ARE STUCK BEING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, I FIND THIS STUPID BECAUSE CASUAL PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY AT THEIR JOBS AND PAY MAH CHECK, WHILE I RAID AND FLEX MY STUFF WHEN THEY LOG ONLINE FOR THE 3 HOURS THEY HAVE... LOL 3 HOURS!!

GRAPHICS: 6/10 NOT AS ARTISTIC AS WOW

SOUND: 6/10 NOT AS GOOD AS WOW

GAMEPLAY: 4/10 NOT AS SMOOVE AS WOW

E-FAME FACTOR: 1/10 CANT GET AS MUCH UNLESS YOU COUNT THE STATUE BIT AND THAT ONLY MEANS YOU SIT ON YOUR BUM LONGER THAN MOST.

CLASSES ON ORDER ARE DUMB AND UNDERPOWERED. GO MARAUDER OR SORC WHEN THE GAME LAUNCHES, I AM GOING TO ROLL A SORC SO I CAN BE THE WORLD FIRST TO 40 THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A JOB AT BLIZZ DESIGNING THEIR NEXT GAME.

I LOLed.  You pretty much summed up the bash "reviews" on these forums.  WAR is down and dirty fun, no WoW killer ,but that's a good thing.