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You enter from the front of the dungeon and approach, I Speak the words "In Vas Por" and begin casting Earthquake, what do you do?

Firstoff, you would never get those words out. When entering a room a flash-bang always preceeds me, unless I expect the room to be hostile, in which case a fragmentation grenade preceeds me......

after that, if the dude in the room don't speaka de english, I blow his ass away with a three to four round burst from my M-16.

"In Vas Por" ain't english, sounds like arabic or something.

You'd be one dead dude.

Next time don't come to a gun fight without a gun....

I tell you what a nerd you are and begin chanting Levitation to avoid the earthquake's impact.

"Soothing notes lift you and your party of the ground".

I take out "Weed"...I smoke it...I cast two illusions on myself. I cast mind control on you that lasts for one minute. I give you Weed. I have you smoke it. You now think you are God. You cast Holy Crusade on my two illusions and myself. I die.

Hmm, that didn't work out like I planned.
 

I let out one spell that crosses every realm on earth and in the universe that shuts down the internet. You loose.

Polymorphing into a small Fawn, and escaping the dungeon I lightly run back to the city. In the city square I knock into a young boy carrying a baskets of muffins for his mother. You are that little boy, what do you do?

I wouldn't enter a dungeon in the first place.  Anything of value would have been stripped by local looters a couple days ago.

After all they can strip an airship down of all usefull materials in a couple days, thus it's not worth even bothering the dungeon.

Originally posted by Roosevelt

Polymorphing into a small Fawn, and escaping the dungeon I lightly run back to the city. In the city square I knock into a young boy carrying a baskets of muffins for his mother. You are that little boy, what do you do?

But but you can't type here anymore the internet is down. 

Originally posted by Roosevelt

You enter from the front of the dungeon and approach, I Speak the words "In Vas Por" and begin casting Earthquake, what do you do?

I call the CCEC (California commision of earthquake controls) and they come and mire you in red tape and regulations (as CA is so good at) and you are never able to complete the casting of your spell.

Originally posted by Roosevelt

Polymorphing into a small Fawn, and escaping the dungeon I lightly run back to the city. In the city square I knock into a young boy carrying a baskets of muffins for his mother. You are that little boy, what do you do?

Sue you for destroying my muffins, you clumsy bastard =/.