General Discussion

Tired of the current swathe of sub-par MMO’s on the market? Then why not try:

WORLD OF MMORPGCRAFT ONLINE™

Choose from 4 Epic Classes!

-          Fanboy

-          Casual

-          Troll

-          Hardcore

Group with a hardy band of adventurers as you trek across dangerous lands in your quest to defeat the evil corporate overlords whose iron rule has plunged the once peaceful country of Nostalgia into darkness. Engage in epic battles with colourful Carebears and potty-mouthed pre-pubescent teens, gaining ever shinier and more sparkly armour as you do so!

Stop by the towns of Noobsville and Grind City before reaching the jagged peak of Burnout Mountain and your ultimate battle with Lord NDA, keeper of the Beta Key. (Note: Defeating Lord NDA results in the ‘Crushed Dreams’ De-buff and will lower your Expectation rating by 55%)

To aid in these epic encounters there are a wide range of spells, items and abilities available. Just take a look at some of these:

-          Rose-Tinted Glasses

-          Flaming Breath (Troll racial ability)

-          Double-edged Sword

-          Nerf Bat

We hope to see you in Nostalgia in 2009 2010 2011 soon!*

*By soon we mean of course sometime in the not too near and probably quite distant future. We will be releasing new screenshots intermittently when interest in our product appears to be waning. These ‘new’ screens will probably be re-coloured or flipped versions of previous screens and will consist mostly of concept art. We will be hiring a particularly animated and talkative PR front man to wax lyrical about how amazing our game is on YouTube and whose eager hand-waving will in fact be a subtle form of mind-control that will cause all teenage boys of under 15 to be whipped up into a rabid frenzy of fanboyism. This sexually-frustrated relentless army of doom will be released onto the numerous ‘unofficial’ forums that are in fact wholly owned and run by ourselves, and will quickly and without pity devour any negative posters like a pack of wolves on a wounded animal.

Where is the necrobumper class?

Originally posted by Ampallang

Where is the necrobumper class?

Wait for the Expansion pack.