Worst pickup lines? - Off-Topic Discussion - General Discussion

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Sare 6/25/08 10:34:48 PM

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Yes, finally, something we all need, the pickup lines to never be used,post away, best 10 are on this post

Sample: 'Was your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you da bomb!'

1) "Hey, wanna fuck?"

2) "Hey, wanna drive my joy stick? Its small, but its what you do with it that counts"

3)"Hey I'm a guitarist, I broke my G-String, can I burrow yours?"

4)(in creepy voice)"Hey baby, get into my car and I'll show you the sweet stuff"

5) "You want to go out? I'll pay for gas?"

6) wanna see my pinky?

7) "Nice shoes.... wanna fuck?"

8) "You fit them jeans in all the right places."

9) Are you a runner? You keep running on my mind!

10)

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Vendayn 6/25/08 10:39:23 PM

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mike470 6/25/08 10:52:03 PM

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CleffyII 6/25/08 10:53:57 PM

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(in creepy voice)"Hey baby, get into my car and I'll show you the sweet stuff"

Vendayn 6/25/08 10:59:43 PM

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Ask a question and you are stupid for 30 seconds, never ask and you are stupid for life.

Here is one I came up with...I doubt its the worst though, but funny none the less

"Hey, wanna drive my joy stick? Its small, but its what you do with it that counts"

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Sawtooth 6/25/08 11:06:02 PM

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I hesitate to call it worst since it actually worked, but back in highschool when I was 15 trying to pick up a 16 year old who could drive:

"You want to go out? I'll pay for gas?"

Rikimaru_X 6/26/08 3:01:38 AM

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I don't use pickup lines, I think they all are bad. I mean if you want to hear something clever then it's something that is thought up based on the situation and the spot, but I don't think it's worth it. I think a nice conversation, maybe a joke or two will get you in the right place. Also...personally I think the best hit line that you can possibly say to any girl you known for a 2+ days:

"You fit them jeans in all the right places."

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fantaros 6/26/08 3:12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Sawtooth

I hesitate to call it worst since it actually worked, but back in highschool when I was 15 trying to pick up a 16 year old who could drive:

"You want to go out? I'll pay for gas?"

I d rather buy a woman dinner instead of paying for gas nowadays. IMO it really is the worst pick up line, especially if it works you could spend a whole month regreting it