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Ravanos  6/11/08 5:06:21 PM

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The WOW player orders the Generic Beer the boasts how great it is because everyone else drinks it and has sold the most in the bar so it must be the best.

the AOC player orders a Beer then spends the next hour trying to figure out which instance his beer is in then when he finds the right instance there is no beer just a glass, the bartender says the beer will be added in 6 months.

the WAR player orders a beer that looks and tastes very similar to the WoWs players beer then proceeds to rant about how WoW's beer company stole the recipe from WARs beer company.

the SWG pre-cu player orders a beer, takes a sip and then proceed to curse and pout while remember the good ole days when his beer was "good" and not generic like WoWs beer

the Darkfall player runs into the bar with a simple bottle yelling "my beer is really coming out soon ... it really is this bottle proves it"

The EVE player sits down and orders a beer then proceeds to call his EVE buddies to show up at the bar because the bar is holding a "favorite beer" poll and the EVE's player's beer needs more votes.

 
Sepulcher  6/11/08 5:14:06 PM

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Your tears sustain me.

I would guess they would get into an arguement.   The WoW player would call his arena friends to help him fight, the AoC guy would call his guild to come help him, and the WAR player would call his Realm to come help him.

Then they would all die of shock once they realized they left the house for more than an hour.

 
nomadian  6/11/08 6:23:30 PM

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An Everquest player and a WoW player walk into a bar, the Everquest player shouts out "group seeking more..". The WoW player rolled his eyes as he stood up, swiftly taking out his sword and soloing the random drunks.

 
silkakc  6/11/08 7:23:04 PM

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Originally posted by nomadian

The WAR player and the WoW player order exactly the same thing and accuse each other of copying. The AoC player beheads them both.

  LMAO- Bravo!!

 
Wakygreek  6/11/08 7:26:53 PM

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Patience is a virtue, reason a necessity

Originally posted by newborn

All fall in love with the sexy looking soon to be Aion player in white night formal dress sitting in the middle of the bar ;)


brostyn  6/11/08 7:27:51 PM

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Cynical? Me? Never.

The 3 fanbois start to dry hump each other, and later that night start up a few dumb post on MMORPG.com.

 
silkakc  6/11/08 7:29:52 PM

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Originally posted by Pappy13

The bartender asks "What will you have?"

The WoW player says since he isn't old enough to drink just give him a virgin mary.

The bartender fixes him a drink.

The AoC player says well since he is all about looks over content, just give him a pitcher of warm piss.

The bartender gets him his drink.

The War player says well since he hasn't even made it to beta yet, he'll have a keg of their finest stout, only don't put anything in it just yet, just promise him that you'll fill it up later.

/cheers- this was great!

 
SundersGhost  6/11/08 7:59:31 PM

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Originally posted by Ravanos

The WOW player orders the Generic Beer the boasts how great it is because everyone else drinks it and has sold the most in the bar so it must be the best.

the AOC player orders a Beer then spends the next hour trying to figure out which instance his beer is in then when he finds the right instance there is no beer just a glass, the bartender says the beer will be added in 6 months.

the WAR player orders a beer that looks and tastes very similar to the WoWs players beer then proceeds to rant about how WoW's beer company stole the recipe from WARs beer company.

the SWG pre-cu player orders a beer, takes a sip and then proceed to curse and pout while remember the good ole days when his beer was "good" and generic like WoWs beer

the Darkfall player runs into the bar with a simple bottle yelling "my beer is really coming out soon ... it really is this bottle proves it"

The EVE player sits down and orders a beer then proceeds to call his EVE buddies to show up at the bar because the bar is holding a "favorite beer" poll and the EVE's player's beer needs more votes.

Haha!  Another great one!  Cheers!

 

 
coffee  6/11/08 8:04:26 PM

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The WoW play walks in and /waves to all the others, 99% of whom are also WoW players

The AoC player is stuck on a loading screen because he entered a building, and when he does arrive hes in a different bar becuase there were more than 48 people already in the bar.

The WAR play did not turn up, got delayed again.

SundersGhost  6/11/08 8:07:19 PM

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Originally posted by coffee

The WoW play walks in and /waves to all the others, 99% of whom are also WoW players

The AoC player is stuck on a loading screen because he entered a building, and when he does arrive hes in a different bar becuase there were more than 48 people already in the bar.

The WAR play did not turn up, got delayed again.

Haha!  That was awesome.

 
valexandes  6/11/08 8:08:35 PM