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General Discussion  » You know you have played too much WoW when....

15 posts found
  Pappy13

Novice Member

Joined: 2/16/07
Posts: 2139

I dont need to
"get a life".
Im a gamer, I have
LOTS of LIVES!

 
6/11/08 2:48:02 PM#1

Okay, here are the rules.

1)  You get 1 joke per post.  No posting 15 responses in 1 post, so pick your best one.

2)  You get only 1 line.  If it takes a paragraph to say it it's not funny anymore.

3)  I get to start.

You know you have played too much WoW when...

....you complain to all your friends that your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.

  laresloci

Novice Member

Joined: 4/24/08
Posts: 372

6/11/08 2:50:25 PM#2

Originally posted by Pappy13

....you complain to all your friends that your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.

 

Hahaha...that's the best one.

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines

  crowt244

Apprentice Member

Joined: 10/30/05
Posts: 35

6/11/08 2:53:25 PM#3

When...

You can afford that EPIC flying mount, but complain about high gasoline prices!

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  Locklain

Novice Member

Joined: 5/30/04
Posts: 2201

6/11/08 2:54:36 PM#4

. . .you field dress a carcass expecting that new BP to fall out.

It's a Jeep thing. . .
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  karat76

Novice Member

Joined: 8/22/06
Posts: 894

Greatest threat to society is letting casualties of puberty reproduce.

6/11/08 3:02:48 PM#5

 When you get pissed because your feign death ability doesn't work on your wife.

  crowt244

Apprentice Member

Joined: 10/30/05
Posts: 35

6/11/08 3:11:11 PM#6

Originally posted by karat76

 When you get pissed because your feign death ability doesn't work on your wife.

As Oxhorn likes to say...ROFLMAO...

 

 

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  Tunango

Novice Member

Joined: 8/19/05
Posts: 79

6/11/08 3:23:01 PM#7

When after a few, you fancy that female blood elf dancing by herself and want to take her back to your place.

  materva26

Apprentice Member

Joined: 7/31/07
Posts: 69

6/11/08 3:27:21 PM#8

When you've actully become nerdy enough to actully think of stupid shit like this....

  Locklain

Novice Member

Joined: 5/30/04
Posts: 2201

6/11/08 3:30:00 PM#9
Originally posted by materva26

When you've actully become nerdy enough to actully think of stupid shit like this....

Haha you win the GTFO prize. . .if its too "nerdy" or "stupid shit" for you then why are you here?

It's a Jeep thing. . .
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  Shadow786

Novice Member

Joined: 4/14/04
Posts: 216

6/11/08 3:35:32 PM#10

When you try to find you hearthstone when you finished shopping

  Ascension08

Novice Member

Joined: 3/12/08
Posts: 2009

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, but the White Border of Darkfall rules over all!"

6/11/08 3:35:34 PM#11

When you put bull horns on your head and punt the local lawn gnome as hard and far as you can.

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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"

Order of the White Border.

  mudaddict

Novice Member

Joined: 2/26/08
Posts: 11

6/11/08 3:38:26 PM#12

When your sitting in traffic and you yell " DAMN LAG

  Pappy13

Novice Member

Joined: 2/16/07
Posts: 2139

I dont need to
"get a life".
Im a gamer, I have
LOTS of LIVES!

 
6/11/08 4:10:35 PM#13
Originally posted by materva26

When you've actully become nerdy enough to actully think of stupid shit like this....


We all need a break from "WoW will fail when...." every once in a while.

  Recant

Apprentice Member

Joined: 9/14/06
Posts: 1719

For the Horde!

6/14/08 1:51:57 PM#14

When you start looking at other people and wondering if they also play WoW.

Still waiting for your Holy Grail MMORPG? Interesting...

  alcapwnyou

Novice Member

Joined: 3/01/08
Posts: 97

3OH!3

6/15/08 3:18:49 PM#15

When your wife considers her dildo a legendary weapon.

I give no mercy