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Arndur 5/13/08 4:27:38 PM
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http://www.cracked.com/article_16196_7-commandments-all-video-games-should-obey.html I think #1 is the best one. |
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| And I got one or two things to say about change. Like the change we must change to the change we hold dear. I really like change. Have I made myself clear? A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.--Winston "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight." -unknown at Teddy Roosevelt's death AMD 4800 2.4ghz-3GB RAM 533mhz-EVGA 9500GT 512mb-320gb HD |
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Jimmy_Scythe 5/13/08 5:25:14 PM
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I actually rank 1, 2, 6, and 7 as the most important. Most of us have known for awhile that the split screen was being retired due to the greed of developers. Most PC gamers have been dealing with patching issues since '94 at the latest. And I was tired of padded content long before GTA 3 came out on the PS2. |
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| An individual best achieves optimal stupidity on those rare occasions when one is both given substantial powers and insulated from the results of his or her actions. -Jaron Lanier "Digital Maoism" |
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HYPERI0N 5/13/08 5:50:47 PM
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That was actually quite good. I definitely agree with commandment 7 and 1
My favorite bit tho was this in Commandment 7 And these are the same people who're baffled about how the Nintendo Wii was able to depants the whole industry with its cheap, underpowered little machine. Hey, maybe it's because they're the one company that still seems to realize humans need interaction with other humans. Real interaction, not trash talking over a headset behind fake names. Human interaction is so much better.
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Arndur 5/13/08 8:34:33 PM
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Originally posted by HYPERI0N
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| And I got one or two things to say about change. Like the change we must change to the change we hold dear. I really like change. Have I made myself clear? A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.--Winston "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight." -unknown at Teddy Roosevelt's death AMD 4800 2.4ghz-3GB RAM 533mhz-EVGA 9500GT 512mb-320gb HD |
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Murais 5/13/08 9:47:39 PM
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Love is benevolent evil. It is the sweet plague that devours reason, leaving euphoria in its place. |
#5 had the best analogy I have ever seen in my entire life. I love it. |
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Vampir 5/13/08 10:23:14 PM
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"If we could live without passions,maybe we would know some kind of peace, but we would be hollow" |
I like the one bitching about escort missions. That is why i loved bioshock, with the exception of that bit about starting weapons shouldn't be something you find in your garage that game commits no sins on that list. Bioshock is a near perfect game to such an extent its amazing. |
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature. |
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deviliscious 5/13/08 10:36:28 PM
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I totally agree with the commandments lol. |
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Bigdavo 5/14/08 3:48:16 AM
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''Life is what you make of it, not what others make of yours.'' |
I agree with him on most points, he made a few stupid ones though, but it's his opinion after all. I get the impression from his writing that he doesn't care much for single player FPS'. |
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Blackfoot-3 5/14/08 4:06:35 AM
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I just have to say ah-men to what they write in #3 about Escort Missions. "No one has ever liked an escort mission, ever, in the history of gaming. So why do they still exist?" |
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CactusmanX 5/14/08 7:58:08 AM
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Don''t mock me my friend. It''s a condition of mental divergence. |
Those are pretty good can't say I disagree. Except about having weapons like wrenches and the like. I have no problem with killing people with a wrench, if it makes sense I would have one, the problem is how poorly the wrench is used, I should be able to hit people with combinations, kick and grab and bash them, beat their brains out when they are on the floor, instead you peck at them till dead. Also it is a wrench, it still has a tool functionality but never seems to get used that way. Also the weapons showing damage on the targets. I like it when people grab their arm when shot there or fall when hit in the leg, it makes weapons feel more powerful. This can be over done, decapitation and other delimbing and mutilation should be rare, it becomes rediculous when I am able to lop heads of as easy as I can sneeze, this makes more sense for zombies but not for people. |
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beastliest21 5/14/08 1:55:39 PM
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I wish more develpoers would actua | |
