General Discussion

I am so hyped up about this shit:

It's coming... before we run out of money... the Next Generation of Generic Fantasy MMORPGs:  Age of Warquest.

It's the premier next-gen quadruple-A title, with a revolutionary combat 2.0 system that has you pressing buttons in a slightly different way.  Fight monsters with swords and magic in ways you've never imagined. A meaningful death penalty that has you repeating content to punish you for being a loser!

You're a loser... if you're not a winner, and only the best can be winners in Age of Warquest.  Engage in true PvP:  Here only the skillful can capture towns, over and over again, for rewards that will make them stronger than other players: its the future of PVP.

An advanced graphics engine that hopefully makes up for our outsourced models and poor art direction, and is so high-tech, that even our own PCs can't handle it.  Remember zones?  We bring back what WoW took away... loading screens.  The future of tomorrow is here, today, with Age of Warquest. 

Are you sour that you never enjoyed WoW while everybody else was?  Worried that perhaps you'll never find meaning in your life from a computer game?  No problem, pre-order Age of Warquest today and get a head-start of everyone else (but remember, skill still matters!), and a free in-game item that everyone else is going to have or won't care about! 

Worried that there will be too many immature types spamming crap in chat channels, thus preventing the high-brow intellectual debate you're used to in online games?  No need to worry - our game has blood... and tits!

Sure you've heard it all before, from previous Generic Fantasy MMORPGs which have fallen on their asses and collapsed while their developers snort coke in their dull, grey cubicles, but this time it's gonna be different.  Age of Warquest will BLOW you away. 

This informercial was brought to you by 3rd Time Lucky Entertainment, and Hyped BS. Publishing Incorporated.

Dunno about you guys but this game is going to wipe the floor with WoW and jump up and down on it.  It's about time we had a real hyped-up game to be hyped up about.  I can't freaking wait.

Troll rating:

2/10 for subtelty, 8/10 for content.

Lol very good post Recant.

PLEASE: how is aoc poor art direction. the art is the best in any game.

you can say the combat system is the same old stuff and I'd say fair enough. but the art is incredible, and I had to post this incase of the artists read this.

any noob can draw some cliche elves. if you think games like wow have good art direction please don't hesitate to consider that you might have bad taste.

Originally posted by Consensus

PLEASE: how is aoc poor art direction. the art is the best in any game.

you can say the combat system is the same old stuff and I'd say fair enough. but the art is incredible, and I had to post this incase of the artists read this.

any noob can draw some cliche elves. if you think games like wow have good art direction please don't hesitate to consider that you might have bad taste.

I think your taking it a bit to seriously myself [the OP's post i mean].

Originally posted by HYPERI0N

Originally posted by Consensus

PLEASE: how is aoc poor art direction. the art is the best in any game.

you can say the combat system is the same old stuff and I'd say fair enough. but the art is incredible, and I had to post this incase of the artists read this.

any noob can draw some cliche elves. if you think games like wow have good art direction please don't hesitate to consider that you might have bad taste.

I think your taking it a bit to seriously myself [the OP's post i mean].

<---- but like it says in my quote.

I'm sorry if I annoyed anyone, I've had a lot of coffee today and I'm feeling both cynical and on-edge at the same time. :P

I'm sure Age of Warquest will be a big hit!

Actually, I'm waiting for Age of Warquest, Benign Brains. That's the first expansion with new levels because we didn't get enough of the grind with the first release.

Pretty funny lol..

Post this in the AoC forums and see what happens

The first hint about this game was the phrase, "pressing buttons in a slightly different way".

You know, sometimes I wonder if we should just create a board for "advertise my MMO" where people can come in and rant how One MMO is the best (even those which arnt released yet)