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Source: www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/04/11/chuck_norris_highlights_warning_signs_af
" <snip> Veteran tough guy Chuck Norris has urged Americans not to ignore "warning signs" on sinister hit lists after his name featured on one. The star's name was reportedly among those marked for death in a note written by two juniors at Pennsauken High School in New Jersey. The teenagers have since been arrested. <snip> " *face palm* Where is this world headed?
The Second Day Vet |
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4/11/08 11:24:18 AM#2
Maybe they just had enough of Barrens chat.. The most naive thing that I've ever heard is that we're alone in the universe. |
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4/11/08 12:30:19 PM#3
Do you think they could take him?
Vin Diesal wouldn't be scared. |
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4/11/08 7:32:22 PM#4
I blame shitty parents, doctors who prescribe children anti depressant medication, and liberal lawmakers. |
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4/11/08 7:35:03 PM#5
Chuck Norris would hit them so hard, it'd be years before they relearned to talk enough to say "Ouch!!". |
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Vampir
Novice Member
Joined: 11/01/04
"If we could live without passions,maybe we would know some kind of peace, but we would be hollow" |
4/11/08 7:43:12 PM#6
Originally posted by Zorvan I am so sick of chuck norris jokes that it cannot be described. I dont want to kill him, but there is nothing so special about that man that any well placed shot from any modern firearm would not take care of. But I highly doubt that they were seriously going to try this.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature. |
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4/11/08 8:46:40 PM#7
Originally posted by Vampir I'm tired of them, too. But considering the topic of the thread, I figured I might as well be the one to throw one out first. |
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phatpetey
Novice Member
Joined: 2/10/08
"You''re wrong about drug use, when its not abuse ..." |
4/12/08 4:30:12 AM#8
Chuck Norris ROXXXXXX |
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Bigdavo
Apprentice Member
Joined: 1/21/06
''Life is what you make of it, not what others make of yours.'' |
4/12/08 4:48:15 AM#9
Originally posted by Vampir
O_o o_O |
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BlazinBlades
Novice Member
Joined: 6/07/06
Jedi's dress like queers...and their sense of fashion is straight out of a Kmart store..... |
4/12/08 1:37:57 PM#10
Originally posted by Vampir You do not grasp that Chuck Norris can catch flying bullet with teeth. You should be mindful of your words for Chuck Norris knows all and he may be displeased and have to spin round house kick your head off. Bring it on down now. Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch. |
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Vampir
Novice Member
Joined: 11/01/04
"If we could live without passions,maybe we would know some kind of peace, but we would be hollow" |
4/12/08 8:49:38 PM#11
Originally posted by phatpetey
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature. |
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4/12/08 10:40:40 PM#12
Originally posted by Rajai
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Ceredwynn
Novice Member
Joined: 4/21/04
"you cannot depend on your eyes, when your imagination is out of focus" - mark twain |
4/13/08 9:02:03 PM#13
Originally posted by Bigdavo hold on is everyone forgetting that Chuck NOrris is made steel, he just has to stand there and laugh. ____________________________________________________________________ |
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Godliest
Defender of Ascalon
Joined: 11/26/06
"There''s a time and a place for everything, and it''s called college." - Chef |
4/14/08 9:11:41 AM#14
Or any other chat in WoW for all that matters, although the Barrens is probably the one to drive people nuts fastest. |