Ten simple questions to see how far gone you are after all the push backs of release dates,

1: Do your friends and family comment on the fact that you don't wear a shirt under your overcoat?

2: When a workmate says "Hey you need a medicated shampoo to remove that dandruff". Do you point to your shoulder and reply "That be parrot crap Jim Lad, HA HAAARRR!"?

3: While in a taxi you feel the urge to urinate do you open the passenger window and sunroof then stand up and pee out of the moving vehicle whilst "YAAARRRR" ing to startled pedestrians?

4: Have you been visited by the police for firing T-Shirts out of a canon from your bedroom window?

5: Do you call your local pub/bar a tavern, and ask for a flaggen of ale/grog rather than a pint of beer?

6: Have you started referring to your partner as "Wench" or "Jim Lad"?

7: If you're male have you started growing a beard because you think it makes you look more vicious?

8: If you're female have you started wearing low cut blouses with push up bras because you think it makes you more buxom?

9: When someone gives PotBS a bad review you get the sudden urge to put your hook through the reviewers spinal collum?

10: Do you think Heather Mills has sold out because she doesn't wear a peg on her leg?

Yes = 1 point

No = 0 points

How did you do?

 1 point or less =  You're mentally stable.

 2-4 points = You're a fanbois.

 5-8 points = You've waited way too long for this title.

 9-10 points = See you on the 7th :)

See you on the 7th!

CCP CEO in a recent address to the fanbase "I am not a crook!"

I only came into this thread to laugh at that, btw 3...I don't like this game ^^ hope you have fun in it!

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Originally posted by Orphes
See you on the 7th!

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Originally posted by Herodes

 

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Originally posted by Orphes
See you on the 7th!

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If you have answered question 7 and 8 both with "Yes", could you please post a RL pic... or well, do not. *grin*

 

lol?

LOL I'm mentally stable

But I'll see you on the 7th anyway :)

Matter of fact I'm heading to the store in about 2 hours :)

Originally posted by lionexx

Originally posted by Herodes

 

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Originally posted by Orphes
See you on the 7th!

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If you have answered question 7 and 8 both with "Yes", could you please post a RL pic... or well, do not. *grin*

 

lol?

9-10 points = See you on the 7th :) So one of those actually, sorry, can be answered with a no. ;)

Originally posted by Orphes

 

 

 

 

9-10 points = See you on the 7th :) So one of those actually, sorry, can be answered with a no. ;)

Unless you're a bearded woman/man that wears a push up bra then yes one question requires a no. BTW if you are a bearded man/woman that wears low cut blouses and push up bras please post a pick, YAAARRR!

Originally posted by Agricola1

Originally posted by Orphes

 

 

 

 

9-10 points = See you on the 7th :) So one of those actually, sorry, can be answered with a no. ;)

Unless you're a bearded woman/man that wears a push up bra then yes one question requires a no. BTW if you are a bearded man/woman that wears low cut blouses and push up bras please post a pick, YAAARRR!

Ok then.

That's fairly disturbing, I retract my request and demand FLS has a screening process to elimante any bearded female pirates. I'm going to be having nightmares now!

Orphes, that's just down right gross. I really don't care to know what you do on your days off. Yuck!

By the way, I have a few things to say about PothBS, but won't yet.

Woot i'm a fanbois. See you all on the 7th lol.

Man! When is that preorder box gonna show up in my neighborhood! I have a fevah, and the only prescription, is that box.

The 13th I hope but some are getting it before others, simaltaneous release in NA and EU my foot!

/black look at Rick Saada

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Originally posted by Agricola1

The 13th I hope but some are getting it before others, simaltaneous release in NA and EU my foot!
/black look at Rick Saada

 

 

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Hey, agricola1, look at this... Hope that you get to preorder it before 7th January at least... No, don't be jealous. ;)

Oh, wait you can't understand this, but this is a receipt on my order for the preorder package.
I guess one can say that the nonworking distribution line of SOE is working *looking around*.

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82084: Pirates of the Burning Sea inkl. Förbokningserbjudande - [PC] [2008-01-22] 1 st á 389 kr
Ordernummer: 1473199
Orderdatum: 2007-11-10
Fraktsätt: Skicka som Brev / Postpaket
Transaktionsdatum: 2007-11-10
Betalningstyp: Faktura Kreditor
Frakt: 49 kr

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Well if it isn't available by the 13th I'm going to release an SOE conspiracy theory, like maybe they were never going to release the pre-order in october so Smedley canceled Gods and Hereos then Rusty started some fires in California?

Yes it's all starting to make sense now, this was yet another evil plot by Smedley to thwart Pre-CU vets from enjoying MMOs. I'll be posting in 3 days about my joy at purchasing a pre-order or a perfectly plausible conspiracy theory involving Smedly, FLS, PotBS pre-order boxes some freshly picked cucumbers and an assortment of ordanairy household pets!

Lol I got "See you on the 7th". By the way the question asking about what you call your friends (wench or jim lad), I have actually done that by accident after watching "Pirates of the Caribbean". Hope to see you all in-game. Arr!!

Well still no pre-order for me to buy however the open stress test this weekend has kept my conspiracy theory at bay...for now!