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Samhain's Zergwatch

Samhain's Zergwatch is a blog that started in 2006 on a different gaming community server and has since evolved into www.zergwatch.com, a place to gather my twisted thoughts on the whole mess. Explore the oozing underbelly of gaming with me.

Author: zergwatch

The top 10 worst things that can happen to any MMORPG player.

Posted by zergwatch Saturday March 29 2008 at 4:37PM
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9. Patch Day.

8. Remember that real life friend you begged your long time guild to let in?  He just ripped off two guildies, ninja looted the big raid and sold half of the guild bank on the auction house.
 
7. Your guild finally gets a voice chat server.  You realize after 4 years of playing with them, you can't stand these people.

6. We're sorry, but this account has been suspended for violating the terms of service.

5. You just found out that the game you built a website for and you've been following religiously for the past 5 years was silently produced by a collaborative effort between Brad McQuaid and Lord British.

4. After losing your job, divorcing your spouse and having your kids taken away by youth services for the amount of time you spend in your MMORPG, they release an expansion that makes it all worthless.

3. Your company is losing money and ready to close the doors, luckily the company was just purchased by SOE for pennies on the dollar and you might get to keep your job.

2. You login to your MMORPG account and your guild bank has been cleared, your guild has been disbanded and your character was deleted.  While on hold with customer service trying to undo the apparent hacking of your account, your spouse walks into the room to tell you he/she is filing for a divorce.

1. The chick you've been cybering for the past 2 years has finally asked for a real life meeting and you brag about it to all your guild mates.  When you arrive at the restaurant, an overweight and bearded man named Bob says "Hi, I'm Electra".

source: www.zergwatch.com

pwnt!

 

 

Caldicot writes:

Haha! Gud stoof!

Sat Mar 29 2008 4:41PM Report
mike470 writes:

haha

Sat Mar 29 2008 5:16PM Report
ElRenmazuo writes:

Actualy the worst is I think killing yourself because you did not get that epic gear.  Or to die because you did not get enough sleep.

Sat Mar 29 2008 5:47PM Report
Reaper_Ember writes:

...XD

Sat Mar 29 2008 6:14PM Report
Anofalye writes:

The game system and rules where "changed" from something you enjoy/find acceptable, to something you feel is painfull.

 

All your characters, efforts and everything which give you a motivation to play this game are gone.

Sat Mar 29 2008 8:45PM Report
illyana writes:

worst thing in GW:

working your Legendary Survivor title (going to virtual level 100 without ever dying) and dying accidentally before reaching it after falling asleep in front of the pc due to many hours of XP grind T_T

patching in GW never ever was a problem... now nerf day is a different story...

Sat Mar 29 2008 9:51PM Report
Reborn17 writes:

hysterical

Sun Mar 30 2008 5:34AM Report
Arawon writes:

Well Done !  (yes ....I laughed out loud)

Sun Mar 30 2008 11:08AM Report
vajuras writes:

11. You log into your character account after patch day and find out you've been nerfed hard.

12. Your avatar was a little gimp when you made it. The Devs keep promising fixes so you trust in them and keep playing that Class. Then finally after a year they make the fix and your Class is still broken

* True stories :(

 

Sun Mar 30 2008 1:34PM Report
TheHavok writes:

Nice

Mon Mar 31 2008 6:28AM Report
Cik_Asalin writes:

Top 1 worst thing is that that player subscribes to a Korean mmorpg.

Mon Mar 31 2008 9:33AM Report
gom276 writes:

finding out SOE just bought the rights to publish warhammer online and Conan MMORPG's.  And claim not to affect the development of the games.

Mon Mar 31 2008 9:34AM Report
Hexxeity writes:

There's a reason I stay away from voice chat.  Most gamers are hugely annoying to talk to.

Mon Mar 31 2008 4:16PM Report
Krayzjoel writes:

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :-)  awesome!!!!

Mon Mar 31 2008 5:48PM Report
grimfall writes:

I was sort of hoping for 1. Reading this blog

Mon Apr 21 2008 12:56PM Report

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