This is entirely my fault, but I never pay attention to that little bar up there with my name and how many messages I have in this site. Today, I decided to look for some reason and noticed I had 20 messages somehow. When I checked my inbox, it was empty. So, it was nothing other than spam and after ~20 years on the internet you pick up a few things, normally I get the following spam in my yahoo & gmail accounts:
- Fake facebook spam - Which is ironic, because I don't have a facebook account.
- Real facebook spam - Which is ironic for the exact same reasons
- WoW Spam - No mister, my account doesn't need a password change or more gold. I don't even play wow.
- Gold watches - I don't even wear watches.
- Bigger penis - If I wanted to please a whale, I'd do your mother
- Viagra - I might need this after I grow a 2 foot penis with your other pills
- Nigerian princes - How many of you are there?
With that in mind I looked at my mmorpg.com spambox and this was what I found:
So the [mmo] gamer spam basically thinks we're:
- Fat
- Depressed
- Lonely
- Allergic
And the regular spam thinks we're:
- Social
- Impotent
- Small dicked and insecure
- Dumb
- In need of fake gold watches to impress our peers
Which one do you prefer?
