It's all been downhill since Pac-Man. Then came Frogger to corrupt the entire community. They didn't care about the gamer any more, they just wanted to make money with it. And don't get me started on Dig Dug...
Someday they'll see that they've been on the wrong track for decades and go back to the beginning and give us what we're all yearning for... a tiny little head that opens and closes while eating dots.
