here is a politically correct Merry/Happy_____________(fill in blank)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the ___________ (fill in blank) holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, orsecular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition ofthe onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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NICE!
spelled holliday wrong :P
merry christmas and happy new year...
cep it's holiday not holliday so they spelled it right ;o
i was talking about the title, which he also spelled politically wrong as well.
Merry holidays and happy new year
It is politically correct for me to express my views, so I would like to say," Merry Christmas, that is 'Christmas with a capital C" Check it out on YouTube. I am obligated to say Merry Christmas as not to disrespect the other holidays; Fourth of July, Easter, Labor Day, etc. Next time, you don't want to say Merry Christmas, you should remember not to say Happy Valentine's Day( it's named after a Saint.) Plus, I don't want to assume you believe in love, but I do, so again, from the bottom of my heart which is full of love for you, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
F-off OP!!!
:)
PC is weakness manifested.
ok i changed holiday and politically so there spelled right so plz if i spelled somthin wrong F-OFF. thank you
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