See? MMORPGs can save REAL LIVES.
This happened recently when a Norwegian boy and his sister were walking through the forest when they were attacked by a huge mother $*&@!^ moose!
The boy, Hans Jorgen Olsen, age 12, first used his “taunt” skill on the moose. This allowed his 10-year old sister to escape. When the moose finally faced him, he then used his second skill, Feign Death.