(Warning u are about to read stuff that is proobably offense to u if u play lotro)((meaning if u are over 40 u will cry)) I do not try to spell correctly and if i accidently do i will correct it))
It takes 1 hour to get from work to toilet. So thats just 1 extra hour of my sqeezing my buttcheeks together at work. I figure around evey day at 9:45ish the turd of the day tries to force itself out. What follows is 3+ hours of sqeezing out farts in my cubical as silently as possable. But the thing i wanted to highlight is when the poo pain subsides and the hunger pain arives.
I nvr though about it before casue i feel it eveyday around 12:30 when im driving home. At that time i ussaly lift myself up in the car and sqeeze out another fart but after that im starving and having to poo. It has to be the worst feeling its like im am falling and i cant get up.
Trying to focus on driving and not pooing and food as i drive by the rest stops with luvly greesy Mac donalds is very challenging. And the highway WTF AM I PAYIN ALL THESE TAXES FOR and we have potholes after potholes, garbage eveywhere, WTF seroulsy WTF clean this crap up or stop talking my god dam money and lineing your pockets.
Back to the poo pain + hunger pain. Its sorta a new pain that i call OMFG pain. So immagine yoself driving u have 1 hour till u get home, your starving havnt eatin since 6:30am its now noon. Yo have had to diahrea out yo ass since about 9:45 and now your driving on the most invested craptasic highway ever created. Ussaly while i drive i dont get OMFG pain but about 5 times in that hour i do.
Its almost as im high when driving, casue its two pains that im trying to make go awya by trying to gently forec gas out while driving but not pushiong to hard as to lop the turd in my pants making for a smelly rest of the drive home and trying not to look at mcdonalds and want to order 2 20 peice chicken nuggets and 2 superszed friyes with 6 packs of bbq sauce.
I go though that each day to come home, toke an choke and play my mmo's which currently are zero.
I am currently tryin eve and let me tell u this right now , do not play eve's tutorial while u are stoned, it dont work that way.
WORD LIFE LAWL SAUCE
It takes 1 hour to get from work to toilet. So thats just 1 extra hour of my sqeezing my buttcheeks together at work. I figure around evey day at 9:45ish the turd of the day tries to force itself out. What follows is 3+ hours of sqeezing out farts in my cubical as silently as possable. But the thing i wanted to highlight is when the poo pain subsides and the hunger pain arives.
I nvr though about it before casue i feel it eveyday around 12:30 when im driving home. At that time i ussaly lift myself up in the car and sqeeze out another fart but after that im starving and having to poo. It has to be the worst feeling its like im am falling and i cant get up.
Trying to focus on driving and not pooing and food as i drive by the rest stops with luvly greesy Mac donalds is very challenging. And the highway WTF AM I PAYIN ALL THESE TAXES FOR and we have potholes after potholes, garbage eveywhere, WTF seroulsy WTF clean this crap up or stop talking my god dam money and lineing your pockets.
Back to the poo pain + hunger pain. Its sorta a new pain that i call OMFG pain. So immagine yoself driving u have 1 hour till u get home, your starving havnt eatin since 6:30am its now noon. Yo have had to diahrea out yo ass since about 9:45 and now your driving on the most invested craptasic highway ever created. Ussaly while i drive i dont get OMFG pain but about 5 times in that hour i do.
Its almost as im high when driving, casue its two pains that im trying to make go awya by trying to gently forec gas out while driving but not pushiong to hard as to lop the turd in my pants making for a smelly rest of the drive home and trying not to look at mcdonalds and want to order 2 20 peice chicken nuggets and 2 superszed friyes with 6 packs of bbq sauce.
I go though that each day to come home, toke an choke and play my mmo's which currently are zero.
I am currently tryin eve and let me tell u this right now , do not play eve's tutorial while u are stoned, it dont work that way.
WORD LIFE LAWL SAUCE
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where do you live. I live in saskatchewan, and the best part of the highways here are the ditch. Less is, less garbage, less dead animals, less bumps, and more pavement.
i meant to say ice, not is, sorry bout that
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