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Fightin' the MMORPG Fight

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Author: blooblob

Darkfall Online: A Civil Break-up

Posted by blooblob Sunday January 30 2011 at 2:34PM
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Hey Darkfall, we need to talk.

I don't think we can be together anymore.

No, no, please don't cry, it's not you, it's me.

Your just too.... high maintainence. I just don't have the same time that used to have to give to you. I've got my hands full with school and friends. You want me to stay around all day and play with you, but I just can't anymore. My life has gotten more complicated.

No, don't try to convince me otherwise. I know it's hard for you, but you've just gotta move on.

I know you've been trying to change, but it's just not enough. You just want too much of my time, and I have higher priorities right now. No matter how much you want to cut down on your grind, I still think it's too much. I just don't know if I can take it anymore.

Oh, so now you don't want me anymore!? I know what your trying to do here! Your trying to guilt me back into being with you by saying you don't care!? Well it's not gonna work this time. I'm not falling for this trick a fourth time.

Well since were sharing secrets now, I was cheating on you the whole time. Yeah it's true, I've been playing World of Warcraft all along.

WHAT!? SHE IS NOT A SLUT! JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS 11 MILLION PLAYERS.....

I had to raise my voice! You wouldn't let me say anything over your race alliance yelling!

Look, I'm sorry it's gotta end like this. World of Warcraft just doesn't want to take up my whole day like you do. She's ready for me when I'm ready for her. I can jump in and play for a couple of minutes, or a couple of hours, it doesn't matter to her, She's just enjoying our time together. You just want more and more from me, and it feels like i'm getting less the more time we spend together.

I'm sorry that it has to end this way, but I can't think of any other way for this to go on. Hopefully we can at least stay friends, maybe hook up in the future when things calm down in my life.

Until then, keep doing what your doing, your doing it right. I know we'll see each other again. (next summer.)

 

 

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