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Author: beauturkey

Onyxia Revamp to give NGE a well deserved break.

Posted by beauturkey Friday August 14 2009 at 3:59PM
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Blizzard Entertainment released a FAQ today detailing how to introduce the new Onyxia re-vamp to those needing a desperate change of topic for nerd conversation. Among the many tips, you will learn how to distract the ranting nerd from talking for an hour about the NGE (and ruining your conversation about that jerk at work that has dandruff) to talking about how it was better in the "old days before B.C."

Granted, you will still have many conversations wrecked when you slip up in the slightest and even mention Star Wars and the Internet in the same sentence, but with this new topic you can expect, at least, a fresh stream of nerd rage shooting from your pal.

From the FAQ: "Just nod and agree with him that a few years ago can be referred to "'.way back then..'" and that "..that was when the game separated the men from the noobs."

Soon, CCP, creators of the highly successful space-based MMORPG called "EVE" are going to attempt to help by announcing their new efforts to use "Ambulation" in even more ways, in order to attract more females to the game. Then, scientists believe that the NGE will be safely diffused.

MacScarfe writes:

Ironically you sound as bitter as a pre-NGE vet

Fri Aug 14 2009 4:21PM Report
beauturkey writes:

Bitter about what?

Fri Aug 14 2009 4:27PM Report
Death1942 writes:

life, the MMO industry and that guy at work?

 

Sat Aug 15 2009 7:19AM Report
beauturkey writes:

 Wow, you sure can pull a lot from a silly little blog post. You can read me like a book!

 The only thing this blog post might show is that I am bitter towards hearing about the NGE. Get it?

 (pss: that "guy at work" was a made-up example. He's not realllll. )

 

 Beau

Sat Aug 15 2009 8:01AM Report

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