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Author: beauturkey

I am easily THE BEST pvp'er in Darkfall.

Posted by beauturkey Friday June 12 2009 at 5:12PM
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I want you all to know this, before I become so good that I pwn you, like, as you are reading this. Hear that? No? OF COURSE NOT. Watch as I completely destroy this NOOB I found at a base I wandered into. I watched him as he hit this...thing...and I SWEAR it was a zombie looking guy standing in the corner, facing away from this human. I didn't even think to film until I had already shot him.

CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO. DO NOT BE AFRAID.

Ok, seriously though this guy looked like he was whacking on a bugged mob, so I asked the players. They said, of course, that he was exploiting. To be honest, I was a little excited to be involved in my first "HAX" conversation, but still I decided to ask the guy:

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Turns out I was not filming the WHOLE thing, although I thought I had filmed the mob in question. ( I hoped my lies would actually get more exciting conversation out of it.)  The only thing you can see left of it is a blood spatter on the far wall. Still, I believe the guy, and it goes to show how quick people are to report someone or to call someone a cheater. Hell, I would have too, being that he had just stabbed my freakin face off.  But, like I said to him, I didn't care..I was just asking for the sake of "DIY journalism." :)
The only thing is, I meant to say "At least you were my first NON-affar..." but instead I gave him the impression that I didn't even know my races. Hell, I probably don't. Either way, the NEWB title does fit, very well. Still, this didn't stop me from asking about any RP guilds that were active:

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I like the "lol RP" part, but I have a feeling that guy was answering in the same way someone answers with "...your mom.." which, by the way, I hate not only because I don't pattern my life after Napolean Dynamite like so many of today's yoots do, but also because my favorite decade was the '40's, and back then if you said that you got smacked. Not by me, of course, but by James Cagney.

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I don't like to stop up normal chat with non-game talk, but if I didn't I knew they would be on to me as the newb that I am. In fact, you will stick out worse if you don't speak of none-game related topics in chat. On a side-note, I am talking about System of a Down, because I think that a lot of Darkfall players like them. Just, again, a gut feeling. Here they are, and please note the bass player, indeed, "looking up":

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Look at the dude behind him! He's TRYING to look like he doesn't care about you know, photo shoots, but it's hard to look like anything but annoyed when you are looking around the annoying bass player. My gut feeling is that the bass player is trying to create the Nu version of the "dramatic lookaway":

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And gimme' a break..I just got pwned by probably the most shirtless avatar in my entire history of gaming. I have been in a LOT of pvp...from EVE to WoW to UO to LotRO (don't tell me, that doesn't count?) to Puzzle Pirates to Shadowbane to YOU NAME IT. If the game had PvP, I have tried it. PvP is one of those things that never changes: the players learn how their character kills fast, and they wiggle around (I jump for CRITS! (tm) ) really fast and make me LOOK for them. Then, they do it again and again. Good fun, sometimes, but like anything else I need it to be toned down with some role-play, some gaps between fights, or some reason FOR fighting. I am not sure I have much reason at this point, being that Darkfall's lore is .....Hell, I don't know where it is!

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So, in the meanwhile, I am just an evil half-demon-half-man-half-vampire guy that runs around hating almost EVERYTHING. But I don't just hate it because I am evil..I hate it in the same way I hate real life things like parents that yell across Wal Mart for their children, or bad drivers: BECAUSE I AM GRUMPY. My character needs no other reason, he just has too much anger in him. Really, it's physical. It's in his genes.

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So, if anyone knows of any RP guilds (one of you posted some info in a comment, but I am lazy AND forgetful sometimes) that ARE active and perhaps NOT laugh-at-able, then let me know. Or, tell them that the worlds GREATEST DAMN pvp'er is looking for them.

onehardcoredood

Beau Turkey

MadnessRealm writes:

I have actually found 1 guild though it does not seem to be a 100% RP guild but I suggest you take a look. I do not know if they are NA or EU though.

Exilium
http://www.darkfalldb.com/user-forums-1611.html

Then again, it's always possible for you to create your own RP Guild.
 

Fri Jun 12 2009 5:48PM Report
Inktomi writes:

 Wha....?

ROFL!!!

I see you are <3'ing Darkfall, have fun. The game looks very flat, beau. Reminds me of morrowind. Does it give you the same effect?

Tune in next time to: BT's Adventures with Adventurine where beau says, "Maybe teh bow and arrow isn't very good close up, lemme switch to meh sword!"

Again, I rofl'd IRL.

Thanks,

Frank

Fri Jun 12 2009 6:25PM Report
beauturkey writes:

 Hmm, I don't know, Morrowwind had more stuff to do, much much more fleshed out. Darkfall is definitely a rough, rough game.

 I kind of like sparse games, though, but I'm wierd. I look at them asa chance to make up my own game. I am toying with the idea of a trade route like I had in Vanguard, traveling from one city to another trading goods. I would literally pack them and run with them (or mount up?) and sell them.

 There is still a good deal to find out, like where the trading takes place and stuff, but it's harder to learn it just in game.

 

 Beau

 

 

Fri Jun 12 2009 6:41PM Report
mxmissile writes:

lol, a guy bragging about being good at darkfall PvP, mom must be proud

Fri Jun 12 2009 11:57PM Report
MadnessRealm writes:

mxmissile writes:

lol, a guy bragging about being good at darkfall PvP, mom must be proud

Hope you feel proud for posting a comment without reading the blog  :D
 

Sat Jun 13 2009 12:04AM Report
mrcalhou writes:

Beau, you can do that if you want, but last time I played, there was universal banking.

Sat Jun 13 2009 12:35AM Report
beauturkey writes:

Yeh I noticed that the other night when I went to a different city.

 I am still figuring parts of the game out..hopefully I'll have more answers soon! :)

 

 Beau

Sat Jun 13 2009 12:51AM Report
Vinterkrig writes:

wow pink hair really? lol

one thing i hated about DF was the sprint around in circles and swing weapons, it just looks so beyond cheap, that was one major flaw for the game for me

Sat Jun 13 2009 9:49AM Report
kazamx writes:

Beau,

Contact someone from Yew Milita if you are really looking for an RP guild. I know they RP a bit and have links to other guilds that RP. If you cant join them I am sure they can help you get in contact with other RP guilds.

Sat Jun 13 2009 2:22PM Report

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