WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Then Hello Kitty is a woman and WoW is a man?
I'm a Masculist and I'm deeply offended.
haha :P
Wed Jul 23 2008 10:36PM ReportBack in kindergarten where it's boys vs. girls eh?
=P Just kidding. But those are some serious stereotypes, and there's women whose poems would look more like the man's and some men who write poems similar to the woman's.
Wed Jul 23 2008 10:41PM Reportdamn bbegirl stop nagging us guys
:P
Wed Jul 23 2008 11:46PM Reportwell i have to admit you know what man wants
Thu Jul 24 2008 2:07AM ReportMan's Love Poem
I pray for a girl
that wants to suck my d***
with huge boobs
that loves to make love.
Thu Jul 24 2008 4:18AM ReportHonestly, I'd leave such a woman right after I fuck her.
Thu Jul 24 2008 9:21AM ReportI dunno, the man's poem is more in line with what I'd look for in a man.
Except the huge boobs part. That would be very scary.
Thu Jul 24 2008 9:49AM ReportI know it's probably what you think of when you picture a man, but such a woman is kind of lame imo. Probably would bore me to hell.
Thu Jul 24 2008 10:17AM ReportHello Kitty is definitely a woman, but I'd call WOW metrosexual.
EVE Online - Designed by men, for men, and played mostly by .... men.
Thu Jul 24 2008 11:11AM ReportHm, care to elaborate on the Eve for men statement? Are you referring to the penalties for dying and the pvp?
Thu Jul 24 2008 1:20PM Reporthaha shut up u sexist turd
but seriously, pretty funny though, sexist? who cares
Thu Jul 24 2008 5:22PM Reportno keyword filter here I see ;-) my posting, while fun and humor was fully intended, I believe that there is more than just a little bit of truth to this. :-)
Fri Jul 25 2008 2:00AM ReportThis is incredibly sexist, unrealistic, and also not funny.
And the only people who really think there is any truth to this, obviously belongs to one of the gross stereotypes. Or watches too many sitcoms.
That said: I can't tell which gender it insults more, really.
I mean, think about it.
The cave-man esque depiction of males that has been used tiringly over and over in media when generally speaking nothing is further from the truth?
Or the ridiculous I'm-Useless-Without-A-ManSlave statements that sound like its from a woman circa 1950s America who has a piping hot roast in the oven for her knight in shining armor who will do everything for her since she's incompetent and incapable?
Frankly, both are kind of childish generalizations, and in many cases the men and women's positions above are switched.
In short: Ascension's right. :D
Fri Jul 25 2008 3:06AM Reportimpaired sense of humor?
Sun Jul 27 2008 9:30AM ReportImpaired sense of humor?! It's just not funny. This is the kind of garbage forwarded around by middle-aged housewives who lay about the house and watch American Idol. I mean, come ooooon. Family Circus is funnier.
I understand that sounds a little dismissive, so to prove I do have a good sense of humor, I thought your section on "Halo Kitty" WAS funny. So kudos to that. :)
Tue Aug 05 2008 1:12PM ReportMMORPG.com writes:
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