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the Lonely Altar

I don't play "games", I play MMORPGs! This is where I talk about them!

Author: Tierless

#70 Camelot Unchained 2014 Predictions Part 2

Posted by Tierless Monday January 6 2014 at 1:48PM
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Over the next year the picture on stealth will become clear. I predict the VS vs VW system will be discussed internally, then on the forums, then end up a high end stretch goal.

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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In the year 2014 the rest of the CSE crew will all be forced to don masks and funny hats at the behest of MJ and Andrew. They will no longer be allowed breaks but rather have feed bags strapped to their specially designed masks, along with IVs resulting in never ever, and the Tierless means EEEEEVVVEER leaving their work stations agaaaaaain! If they get their hours in (min 133 per week) they will earn the “privilege” to be served Nutraloaf (google it) and be allowed the “freedom” to eat it with one hand (obviously they have to keep working with the other hand).

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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The bounty system will be detailed (in a fairly basic form) midway through next year. A stretch goal will appear for a more comprehensive system.

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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In 2014 we will see an influx of new Founders/Backers. This will result in a fringe group of fans known as the Dirty Fackers (DF). They will begin wearing masks to show loyalty to MJ and Andrew who they begin refer to as a single entity known as “Supreme Overlord An-J”. With “WAKO 4 BAHKO” proudly tattooed on their knuckles they will attempt a coup to take over the forums to silence those that dare oppose “Supreme Overlord An-J” and his plan to force every single character in game to wear a mask and silly hat. The coup will fail when it’s unveiled that the leader of the Dirty Fackers knuckle tattoo was infact a lick n stick resulting in the quick dissolution of the entire rogue faction. While the Fackers will be no more they will end up as an in game 4th realm of mercenaries. Unfortunately upon joining them you lose all abilities other than /kneel, have 3 hit points, and drop the best resources in the game...

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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The rancher/farmer/caravan system will appear high atop the stretch goal list. Far higher than most believe possible, but we will make this goal, just barely.

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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2014 will be a year of building for CU. Building and funding and stretch goals. As more MMORPGers begin to see CU meet its expectations and goals they will begin to support it, albeit tentatively at first. Many will go from “trolling” to “on the fence”. The impending beta and how it performs will be the great divider that either draws the minions in, or sends them screaming away. This blogger predicts we will have to wait until my 2015 predictions to find out how that will work out. ;)

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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“But Tierless, you still haven’t said, what about you, what will you be doing over the next year?”


Well friends, that is mighty thoughtful of you for asking. 2014 looks to be an interesting year for me in many ways. Hopefully my Kick Started MMO Murica Online; Uncle Slam, funds. I’m marketing it to the Duck Dynasty crowd because I got a niche I just can’t scratch, and that niche is the double D fanbase! I don’t mean to brag but we plan to feature the most comprehensive assortment of beards in the history of gaming, and...and maybe even the world itself! We will also have some: “new, fresh ideas” “revolutionary things” “new takes on old concepts taking them to a new level” “an IP that you can’t resist” and we promise to “do things no one has done before”. We don’t plan to be the WOW beater but our early projections and Paradox Alpha (PA) phase (purchasable for 3 easy payments of 599.95) (back us or you will miss out on something epic and your friends will hate you) player poll data sampling is in and our PA players are RAVING about how this game is already the GOAT, and technically it doesn’t even exist, thats just how good it is! ;)

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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What's that you say? One more? I, I don’t know..oh heck, you know I can’t say no to you! One more. Ahem.

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In the year 2014 Dragons and their role in CU will not be unveiled until nearly 2015...Oh, and I’ll wear a Lucha Libre Mask because; to quote a smart, rich, famous person, "There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do."...(hey I need a gimmy) :)

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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