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the Lonely Altar

I don't play "games", I play MMORPGs! This is where I talk about them!

Author: Tierless

#69 Camelot Unchained 2014 Predictions Part 1

Posted by Tierless Saturday January 4 2014 at 10:49AM
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First a little something to set the mood for my epic, entirely accurate, and 100% serious predictions. You are welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ElL8hdQD_4

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In the year 3000...I mean 2014 we will learn the TRUE name of Camelot Unchained. This blogger predicts it will be Berserk Afro Highlander Kitty Online (aka BAHKO)...

(in a high pitched singing voice, “huminyah yaaaaaaaa”)

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Within the first 3 months of 2014 CU will reopen it’s tiers to new backers, most likely with some sort of epic vid and maybe even some very rough gameplay footage! We will see a big bump in the first few days then the money will trickle again until a “last day bump”. It won’t be nearly as “OMG” as the first run but will get us a few more stretch goals including (and beginning with), The Depths!

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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In the year 2014 Mark Jacobs will begin wearing a Helbound mask yet deny that they are his favorite class and that he plans to main one when CU (aka BAHKO) launches. He will also...post on the backer forums! (hey, I need a few gimmys to look smart right?)

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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Over the next year I expect CU/CSE to keep doing what it has been, rolling out updates, filling in the lore, participating on the forums, and making me proud I became a backer. CSE will continue striving to set the precedent for backer interaction and participation. As the info fills in fans will sit back and smile at the consequential, harsh, boon vs bane, “world to live in” CU is becoming. Some will begin to feel uncomfortable at such harshness, most will embrace it.

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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In the year 2014 Andrew will buy more funny hats, then (once running out of hats) turn to buying and wearing lucha libre masks to make MJ feel less outcast for wearing his Helbound mask at the office. ;) He will also...code! (what, I said I need some gimmys)

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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Over the next year we will see CU hit most of it’s dates, and miss a couple, but not by much. As Crash N’ Burn becomes Alpha the legend of the game (and how much access and transparency the supporters have been given) will continue to spread among the interwebs. Some will speak of a masked man in a funny hat, others a league of devout disciples, some will be wrong, but some will be right...at the same time!

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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If 2013 was the year of the Duck, 2014 will be the year of the turtle. I’ll miss our feathery friends but lets be honest, anyone that knows ducks knows they are one foul act away from being in the same regard as rats and pigeons. The noble turtle on the other hand is calm, gracious, slow but steady, and capable of more than meets the eye. It’s a common misconception that turtles “hide” when danger is near, turtles don’t hide, they wait. Remember that.

(huminyah yaaaaaaaa)

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“But Tierless, what about the CSE crew, what about the Founders, the forums, you, and most importantly, what will happen to Duck Dynasty?!?!”

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Woaaaa, woaaaaaa, easy now friends. Incase you didn’t notice I’m not phouking around with these predictions. I just couldn’t fit them all into one post! Part II is comin at ya sooner than later, ya dig?

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