Today, our brave and fearless hero, a tauren of course, is walking along with his friends Mr.Orc, and Ms. Troll. As they round a bend, they see a Night elf, a Dwarf, and a Gnome. As the fight ensues, this is what happens.

Orc: YAAARGH! Kill them (berserking racial ability)

Dwarf: Oh no, I better use my treasure finding ability (useless)

Troll: Eh mon, Stay away from da voodoo (racial berserking)

Night elf: HOLY WIKIPEDIA! I better use shadowmeld (shadowmeld)

Tauren: Don't worry about that, Shadowmeld can be seen by anyone (warstomps, stunning all three of the alliance and taking the night elf out of shadowmeld)

Gnome: Mwahahahaha I will use my Engineering skill to smite you all, smite you good (fires gnomish deathray at tauren)

Gnomish Deathray: (explodes, lauching the gnome miles into the air)

After the fight, Mr. Orc and the mighty and powerful Tauren put the gnome on a spit and roast it too perfection. All Ms. Troll got out of the encounter was a pair of Gnomeskin boots, and a Night-elf-head Gouchi purse.

I hope you enjoyed the story