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The Trionicus

Annihilating common sense one blog at a time.

Author: Trionicus

Simple Ass Game - aimless inner monologue blog

Posted by Trionicus Tuesday May 1 2012 at 12:31AM
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Word is that in the Diablo series, people have their characters planned to a science, but let’s be real, it’s a Hack N’ Slash. Exactly how complex can the gameplay be? Someone let me know if there’s more to it then smashing monsters repeatedly, you can do the same thing in Mu Online, but for free with much shittier graphics and less classes *scratches head*. So...  I'm still looking forward to D3, a game bought with the sole purpose to kill some time while I await Skyrim’s first expansion (*cough HURRY THE FUCK UP cough*) there are other options though.

I could play Kingdoms of Amalur: The Reckoning, or something. I could buy a console and play Dragon’s Dogma or play one of those really highly rated games like Kingdom Hearts but I won’t, I’m a PC gamer for life, I wish PC gamers had a gang sign I could throw up. Actually KOA: Reckoning has a PC version, they just forgot to add jump to their vocabulary.

I don’t really feel like playing any games actually, I wouldn’t mind if R.A. Salvatore released the third Neverwinter series book early, like tomorrow, which isn’t happening, so in the meantime I’ll just build another computer or something.

I think I’m just looking for a simple ass game to play and kill time with on a daily basis except I don’t want to go back to WoW and stand around whatever the new Dalaran is, while I show off the new tier set that 90% of the population doesn’t have but will, in a few months.

Perhaps it’s time to focus inward and continue working out doing insanity with Shaun T, yes, focus on personal health and develop some kind of skill. Actually, I’d prefer to smoke a joint and go fishing but BP dumped a SHIT TON of corexit in the water, and for some reason the government wants to be in my business about what I do in my own personal time. Which leaves me with cigarettes, whiskey and… SWTOR? I MUST BE IN HELL!

Conclusion: I need more herb in my life and a fast track to two weeks in the future so I can zone out and play a simple ass game like D3 and then, maybe die in 30-40 years. Hopefully by then I won’t be too bitter about the fact that I never gained biological immortality or that I was never able to buy or steal an Asgard mothership.

No, seriously, anyone got a simple ass game I can play for 2 weeks while I wait for D3?

 

EDIT: Asgards don't have motherships do they?

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