I tried to write a poem, but I'm a math major. All that came out where partial differential equations.
Anyways, I got frustrated with my computer always being turned off during its scheduled disk defragmentation, so I decided to do it manually. To my astonishment and horror, Vista doesn't show me the pretty colorful little lines so that I can see how my hard drive organizes itself. Oh where have you gone to, colorful little lines? Back when I was a wee lad, I remember cascading colorful dots, dancing about as my disk defragmenter worked. Why are you dumbing down your computers Microsoft? I mean, Vista looks like Candyland already? Please consider your customers to be intelligent. Most of us write better pre-CU SWG servers in our basements than SoE's NGE crap.
RESPECT THE DISK DEFRAGMENTER!