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Age of Pwnin: Vonnorris Chronicle #1

This is my first blog about my character in AoC.

Author: Psymyn

Age of Pwnin:The Vonnorris Chronicles #1

Posted by Psymyn Tuesday June 3 2008 at 9:17AM
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So i gave it some thought and decided im so cool, im going to start the chronicles of my life, of AoC that is. By that i mean im gonna keep track of my leveling experience in AoC the development and life of the first DNA spawned from that of Today's known alias.. "Chuck Norris", but in the Hyboria Age and Cimmerian bred lifetime of "Chuck-rakigh Vonnorris" things get alot less civilized, alot less remorseful, and loads more Savage.

The day begins today where his name be known to all who oppose the wrath of "Mr. Vonnorris" starting at but LvL... 13.8733333333..he will reign a hail of lightning arrows upon all other gods whom oppose him, for you see? Vonnorris has been risen a new king to be had a new throne, and he wishes only to grow in the midst of his own free will striking at men, women, and yes.... the children!! With the wrath of no mercy at his hands, all shall pay with their heads nailed to they're own asses.. by "the eyes of a ranger are upon ye!!" Do not hinder His coarse.. as he does hear screams that shall be heard of thine enemies, and the cries and lamentation of the womens!!!

As one of many Conan's secret weapons he bears, low and behold his unspoken son "Vonnorris" or fully known by his barbaric name as "Chuck-rakigh Vonnorris" he was raised upon one of many women Conan had diligently ****d in his day, after shortly being killed and ****d again by slavers, as young Vonnorris was but the age of 12 he had specifically been raised upon the exact path his birth father Conan was perceived, a life of Savage slavery and contingent beatings as for 13 or more years he grew into an Ox, only that one day he was washed ashore on a small island after surviving a slaved ship wreck, he now quests to contest with his father in penance for selling him and his mother at a young age. Little does Conan know that with the new breed of a new killing machine, a new king, and some day, a new god, will be hunting him through and through until He has sought Vengeance upon a tiresome and beckoned ruler...

Below i have captioned some of his first sitings of pure and utter pwnage as more skills and feats sprout each and every level i bid a farewell to future enemies...

Born inside the deathwhisper realm he waits...


1. http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8...picture000.jpg

2. http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8...cture001-1.jpg

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