It is me... or is like some sort of stereotype.. or even worst, is a reality...???
Are the Dwarves a bunch of drunks? I ask because in each game lore i see them... they are drinking rum or ale.... sometimes beer, and then they have guns...
To keep it simple I think a Dwarf is.... Drunkard with a gun and 1 meter tall.... nothing else...
In every place they are related to drinking... in mass quantities, WoW, WAR, GW, and so on...

if you were like 3 feet tall and lived in a mountain and mined all day long then fought goblins orcs and giants constantly wouldnt you drink your ass off too? i would
Sun Aug 24 2008 2:30PMPersonally I say they have a good life there. Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die! The ones you really have the question are the elves. I mean, a bunch of guys standing around in a forest all day with long hair, tight pants, soft voices, hiding from "men," looking to help the "little people" (hobbits), and always listening to "the trees" ... that is something that is really deserving of an investigation.
Sun Aug 24 2008 2:47PMyeah but elven women are gorgeous. dwarven women are horrifyingly disgusting
Sun Aug 24 2008 2:58PMthats the whole point... they get merry even in combat lol.... check out the war new video.. the dwarf is drinking a bit before fighting the big guy.. well i suppose they fight the big one lol...
Sun Aug 24 2008 2:59PMDwarven women aren't all that bad. That stout body...that full bushy beard...
...I could go on and on...
Sun Aug 24 2008 3:28PMslampig your comment made me vomit all over my entire room
Sun Aug 24 2008 6:16PMSlampig has a point though. They have made the female dwarfs wrong so many times. They should have a beard!
And be so oh wonderfully hairy :D
Sun Aug 24 2008 9:22PMi know dwarven women are hairy... very hairy..... thats the worst part
Sun Aug 24 2008 10:44PMThere's a chance that the origins of Dwarves come from a culture that loves to drink...
Mon Aug 25 2008 12:53PMThey also all have Scottish accents and are really miserly (cheap). So, with the love of alcohol, war, hairy women, and hording gold while talking in a constant drunken "I just fucked a sheep" accent,; this is more of a slam on the Scottish than anything else.
Mon Nov 24 2008 2:01AMMMORPG.com writes:
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