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My Two Cents

This blog is for my personal entertainment and everything said here, while serious sometimes to me, should not be taken as a personal attack on an individual. Please feel free to flame me or support me or be indifferent, because that is why I'm blogging.

Author: KrystDaymen

The Night Before Christmas

Posted by KrystDaymen Tuesday December 23 2008 at 9:56AM
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

The fanbois and haters were clicking their mouse.

The haters were trolling the forums with care,

In hopes to rip up, a post from a carebear.

I at my computer, in my chair by my dog,

Had just settled in, to write a nice christmas blog.

When out on my front porch there arose such a clatter,

I got the hell up, to see what was the matter.

I opened my door and to my eyes did appear,

A haggard scrap of a man

With a long shaggy beard.

His eyes were hollow, his cheeks sunken in,

I couldn't imagine the horror

That he had been in.

Before I remembered to ask him his name

He began to babble, he sounded insane.

"I am Tasos, DF dev,"

he quickly said.

"Could you please hide me?

Cause they want me dead"

I said "Yes of course! Come on in here"

He ran straight to the corner, and huddled in fear.

Quickly I shut, and bolted the door,

Then knelt down beside him, right on the floor.

"They've chased me for miles,

since they found I was here

to visit my family at this time of year"

"What do they want?"

I asked quite surpriesed.

As he spoke I saw the fear in his eyes.

"Open beta or release is what they scream for!

On fourms, in emails, in notes on my door!

I'm weak and weary, can't get off my knees...

Luckily I brought the disk with the keys.

If I could just rest here, I'll be on my way"

But I reached for the disk and said,

"Tasos...it just ain't your day".

THE END.

LoL I only wish Tasos the best and a merry christmas...just a little poem for everyone and it's PURELY FICTIONAL.

Looking forward to Darkfall and hopefully the redemption of Tasos if it is everything they say it will be.

Krystar Daymen (Old School UO player baby)


 

P.S. Originally posted under same name in Off topic discussion section of forum.

dterry writes:

Well done.

Tue Dec 23 2008 12:08PM Report
sanders01 writes:

 Love this. Very cool :D

Tue Dec 23 2008 12:24PM Report
grimfall writes:

Very well done.

Tue Dec 23 2008 1:25PM Report
findarato writes:

thats very funny.

Tue Dec 23 2008 1:46PM Report
Gidas writes:

haha nice one! cool :D

Tue Dec 23 2008 3:40PM Report
junzo316 writes:

Very good

Tue Dec 23 2008 10:57PM Report
yadaser writes:

 pure awesomeness

Tue Dec 23 2008 11:09PM Report
Arawon writes:

"T"....hey...it's DARKFALL !

Wed Dec 24 2008 9:29AM Report

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