Hi-Rez Studios' Todd Harris, Executive Producer of Global Agenda, the action MMO with no elves, received a package today complete with two elves, bound and gagged. The offering, from a like-minded Agency MONGBAT, follows a campaign highlighting Elven inferiority in a technology driven, future world.
The box was delivered along with a note from the agency:
Attn: Hi-Rez Studios
Subject: Offering
Timestamp: 2009.7.5.1135
The Mongbat Agency has become aware of your campaign against the Elven People. Please accept this sacrificial offering as a token of our intention for a long and trusted relationship between our Agency and your new world order. Our only request would be to make the prancers suffer before enacting your final divine judgment.
We trust your new order shall be the stuff of legends, and hereby stake our own claim as part of it - just remember while we toil and labor nightly to live in your world, we are entrusting you to deliver a world that exceeds all others, a world where those with proper ambition can flourish, a world...without elves.
-MONGBAT
Hi-Rez Studios has accepted the sacrifice and MONGBAT members were among the first players invited to participate in the Global Agenda Closed Beta which begins July 24.
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Lawlll
Epic.
Wed Jul 08 2009 5:53PMOne of the most epic things I've yet seen...
Wed Jul 08 2009 8:02PM<3 Mongbat
Wed Jul 08 2009 8:25PMMongbats are about. You gotta watch out!
o_O
Thu Jul 09 2009 4:43AMepic bribe ftw?
Thu Jul 09 2009 11:45AM24th of July!?! That is my birthday! You should hook me up with beta invite for my present. HEHE
P.S. I am not kidding it really is my birthday *hint hint* :)
Thu Jul 09 2009 2:11PMUnfortunately, July 23 is mine. So sad...1 day off :(
Thu Jul 09 2009 11:45PMLOL! Poor Elves...
Fri Jul 10 2009 9:42PMMMORPG.com writes:
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