Hi-Rez Studios' Todd Harris, Executive Producer of Global Agenda, the action MMO with no elves, received a package today complete with two elves, bound and gagged. The offering, from a like-minded Agency MONGBAT, follows a campaign highlighting Elven inferiority in a technology driven, future world.
The box was delivered along with a note from the agency:
Attn: Hi-Rez Studios
The Mongbat Agency has become aware of your campaign against the Elven People. Please accept this sacrificial offering as a token of our intention for a long and trusted relationship between our Agency and your new world order. Our only request would be to make the prancers suffer before enacting your final divine judgment.
We trust your new order shall be the stuff of legends, and hereby stake our own claim as part of it - just remember while we toil and labor nightly to live in your world, we are entrusting you to deliver a world that exceeds all others, a world where those with proper ambition can flourish, a world...without elves.
Hi-Rez Studios has accepted the sacrifice and MONGBAT members were among the first players invited to participate in the Global Agenda Closed Beta which begins July 24.
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