Some random humor I thought up Jeff Foxworthy style, feel free to add your own I will add them to the list and credit you.
If you thought WoW was the first MMO ever to come, you might be a noob.
If you thought computers were paper weights, you might be a noob.
If you thought a mouse was nothing more than a rodent, you might be a noob.
If you thought the keyboard was an instrument, you might be a noob.
If you thought the monitor was a screen you order fast food from, you might be a noob.
If you thought EB Games was a sex shop, you might be a noob.
If you thought a harddrive was a form of viagra, you might be a noob.
If you thought RAM was an acronym for what you do with your wife/gf, you might be a noob.
If you thought the motherboard was a term for your mom's washing board, you might be a noob.
If you thought the modem was a type of a buttplug, you might be a noob.
If you thought the net was a device to catch fish, you might be a noob.
If you thought nooblet was a type of candy, you might be a noob.
If you thought pwn was a form of chinese chicken, you might be a noob.
User Comments
Hate to break it to you but,, Not only is Leetsauce an actual dressing, so is Noobsace
http://www.zergwatch.com/News/Food-for-gamers-Leetsauce-from-Noobsauce-Inc-.html
Rofl that just made my day, better go order that leetsauce can I can start having leet meals gamer style! Thanks for the link :).
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