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The Blundering Adventures of Fat Gamer

This blog contains the everyday adventures and life stories of a Fat Gamer! I have also created this blog to cater to my fellow fat gamers. Those of us who don't allow our dedication to gaming be interupted by health food and exercise. Fat Gamers Unite!

Author: FatGamer

Happy Birthday Day To Me!

Posted by FatGamer Wednesday June 20 2007 at 9:03AM
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Today, it's my Birthday. Iv'e managed to make it to a whopping 33 years old.

Happy Birthday To Me!

My usual expectation of birthday morning felatio has been shot down. My wife, god bless her, is having tremendous pain due to a complication in a root canal she just had a few days ago. So, thanks to the dental field, I am not getting my birthday felatio. Sure, I'll get it later, but it is just not the same. For the next 24hrs I'd reccomend all dentists to stay out of my rampaging path.


On another note, my wife did take off work for my birthday. Well partly, I mean. She is going to her Dentist in the afternoon. HOWEVER, later this morning we are going to Roscoe's House of Chicken & Waffles for my Birthday. My sister-in-law and her hubby will be joining us.

Chicken & Waffles - YUMMMY!

Iv'e never been to Roscoe's before. My wife HATES the idea of Chicken n Waffles together.  While my need for morning felatio is being ignored today, my quest to finally sample the heart-attack-on-a-platter experience at Roscoe's will not!  I will be taking photos!


Well, that is enough about my birthday. Let's talk about gaming!


Remember playing Risk? The boardtop game that allowed any loser, skinny or fat to experience world domination. A few weeks ago I got this sudden urge to play Risk. After a lot of reserach, a fouled up attempt at trying to play RISK II via multiplayer, I found The Conquerer Club!

The world is mine!

There are many gameboard's here, all of which are played with a risk style ruleset. Best of all, it's friggin' free! So if you enjoy Risk and want to experience a turn based game that can last weeks (Depending on how fast others in the game take their turn), feel free to drop me a comment with an e-mail address or PM me on the board and I'lll send you an invite as a referer. You can just find the site on your own and join up if you wish. However, they do give out prizes here and there for referrals so I wouldn't mind referring either :P


It's 6:00 AM, time to wake the kiddies and get them to school.


Bore you later,

Fat Gamer

cmagoun writes: Happy Birthday Wed Jun 20 2007 10:19AM Report
neschria writes: Happy Birthday! I hope your wife's dental problems are fixed swiftly. Complications from a root canal sounds ouchie. My husband and son are crazy about Risk (and Axis & Allies, and all those other games I am too impatient to play). I may direct them here to get referred. Wed Jun 20 2007 10:19AM Report writes:
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