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The Blundering Adventures of Fat Gamer

This blog contains the everyday adventures and life stories of a Fat Gamer! I have also created this blog to cater to my fellow fat gamers. Those of us who don't allow our dedication to gaming be interupted by health food and exercise. Fat Gamers Unite!

Author: FatGamer

Breakfest: to eat or to game.

Posted by FatGamer Tuesday June 19 2007 at 9:16AM
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Greetings fat losers,

 

 

 

You must be a fat loser if you are reading this ridiculously boring blog. That’s ok, I’m also fat – the only difference is – I Don’t Lose! I refuse to lose, I will argue, spit, fight, club, and shoot my way into a winning verdict no matter what the cost. This is also my biggest flaw according to my wife. God bless her, God bless any woman who stands by the insanity and havoc that is left in trails wherever I go *ha ha ha ha* (This, my fat gaming friends, is where you feel compelled to relate to your fat host).

*ADD ALERT* *ADD ALERT* *ADD ALERT*

Ok, must focus. Focus. Focus. Focus.

Well, it’s 6:52 AM. The kids are eating breakfast waiting to go to school. They are arguing about which Bratz doll has the most friends. Bratz are like Barbie, but on crack...for those that do not know. I want to say to them “stop arguing, the answer is simple, whichever one has the most blow is definitely the most popular”. Sure I can't say that, but goddamnit, we all know it's true! Bratz are nothing more than little pieces of expensive whore plastic, but the kids sure love them.

Around 7:30 I plan to start my Power Point presentation for my final assignment for this recent block of courses. My attempt to find some 3rd party software that puts together stuff easily and saves as a power point file has turned up empty. So damn it, I’m going to have to do it the right way.

If I can tackle this assignment and complete it by 10:30 then I can game the rest of the day. See, I was good last night and did the backed up bookkeeping accounts for my clients. Nothing like downing a 24 fl oz can of Monster Energy Drink and going mad on the 10 key.

I’m all over the place again.

*ADD ALERT* *ADD ALERT* *ADD ALERT*

If you are still reading this, maybe it’s because you can’t resist the aftermath of a train wreck. But honestly, I could care less.

If I get done by 10:30 I’m going to play LOTRO, if I get done by 11:30 but after 10:30 I am going to play Everquest 2 and if I’m done after 12:00 then it’s going to be a Vanguard day for me. Unless I get distracted and find myself in a game of Shadowrun on games for windows live. Which is like xbox live, but way cooler.

News this morning: Michael Moore is upset that his new movie Sicko leaked before it even opened in theaters. While I like Michael Moore and I really do enjoy his twist on things, I really can’t find myself to sympathetic. Charging people to see horror stories of people who have been screwed over by HMO’s seems a bit wrong, don’t ya think? The people drawn to the film will be those looking to see if their own personal horror stories are in common with anyone featured in the film. So not only do they get screwed over by the hugely corrupt health care system, they have to pay to relive the anger, frustration and pain. Well, Michael Moore is brilliant, I’ll say that. He’s also fat, I wonder if he games?

OH, btw Michael: great film I enjoyed it immensely. Don’t worry, I’ll buy the DVD.

 

Well, It's time for coffee and powerpoint.

Bore you Later,

 

Fat Gamer

neschria writes: Ha! I loved your description of the Bratz dolls. My daughter is totally into Bratz. They are scary little freaks, if you ask me. They don't have any friends because people are afraid of their big heads... Anyway... Tue Jun 19 2007 10:04AM Report

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