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Chronicles of the Spider's weave

Some men search for the meaning of life in tasting exquisite platers,others seek to know as many alcoholic spirits as there can be,some are connoisseurs of sexual service. This cheapster seeks a life among various realms in the spider's world wide web...

Author: El_Gostro

2029 or the bastard children of the Drow queen and Magneto VS humans VS Shrek's cousins

Posted by El_Gostro Tuesday September 8 2009 at 9:38PM
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Guess what!
My machine can actually run this game!

ºPlayer Creation:
Kinda express and regretted lack of customizing the playing avatar but oh wells.

Ya gets 3 races to choose from:
-Dryads (make that Shrek's extended ogre family)
-Electric Elves (Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch's non recognized pointy eared half brethern)

Bad news be that the whole player making process seems  more of a visual thingie and it be done as a compromise for the player who'd like to "Personalize" them a bit


They struck me as very similar to that other game where instead of a human avatar you get to use anime style mechs,it  would seem to be the same engine judging from the way player characters interact with the world,particuarly with NPC's.
(Death animation of the Fallen variants of enemies are fun!)

Now this be where ye find something funs!

Specking abilities is fairly standard procedure for this kind of games and the basic ones sure come in handy rather earlier in the game (Area attacks can net you a lot of fun and save a lot of hassle for the average kill X monsters quests)

Combat be interesting as the avatar once engages in combat will focus on the enemy it has targeted and will keep facing it as long as it stays nearby or until you decide to run away (guess this be more of a visual thingie but still it was interestin ta notes!)

A diablo style additive is presented at the beggining as well,since you have the ability to summon from the start a variety of henchmen  that will leave place to stronger more effective variants as you advance levels,tis a pity you can't equip em though...

 The developers seem to realize how lazy some of us can be as they have implemented a system where you can click the name of an NPC (friendly or enemy) in order to make your PC go to the area where they are located,however it doesnt just end here yet.
Since most quests will consist of "Kill X monsters and retrieve X items" players are given the possibility of turning on an Auto combat option,leaving us to do more productive stuff like read a book,do homework or sacrifice black chickens in the bathroom to Lord Belzebu while the PC and his band of merry pet henchmen engage on the baddies.



All in alls,it be not a bad game ta give a try if ya like  Diablo style games ,guess it's ideal for Lan party clan matches!

Even less than one minute Tryouts!!!!

Posted by El_Gostro Monday September 7 2009 at 10:21AM
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Yeps turns out my pc is even  shittier than I remember and some games I didnt even managed ta get working!
So let us share my extensive experience on this massive multiplaying jewels:



ºDragonica Online:

Okay ,I download the thingie,register- bla bla bla-and discover the following message when I attempt to log in

"Check ID"

After hiring a team of archaelogists and linguists I was still unable to find any solution to my problem,the help ticket that I sent to THQ ICE Support is still gathering dust in a time capsule awaiting the moment that Kamandi and his dog friends will find it in order to save the universe or something

I'm sure it s a fun game...


ºNIDA online:

Okaaaays,so I felt a little bit like I lived in a blocky action figure world where the inhabitants had suffered a global attack of that dust a character in the Beetlejuice movies used to reduce the head of people.
The mechs looked fun,but my pc couldnt handle shit.
Seems generic enough all in all :P


Obviously,my character "SirPedobear" is a swift scout specked for maximum speed and stealth
(I did consider gunner but Pedobear is known for his hands on fast approach in the theft of lolis)



One SINGLE thing makes this game totally worth it :

The furry banther of the general chat.

It's priceless! 
I completely forgot that I actually had to play a game or move an avatar through a world.
It is like the equivalent of living in the world of Big Bang Theory and hiding inside a bathroom listening to random conversations of a group of people with a weird fetish and their freaked out friend who is desperately simulating to read a message on his cellphone and  trying to leave.

There be stuff I shoulds reviews like playabaility or character creation but I completely forgot about it or never did even get to that point...

Getting back to bloggiewing?

Posted by El_Gostro Thursday September 3 2009 at 10:27PM
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Well I've noticed finally a string of games with low requirements that my 2004 spec can finally attempt to run so I guess I ll give this reviewing thingie one more try after so longs


In me list ta play will bes:

ºDragonica online (kudos for original name)
Cartoon characters get me sold every time (now if we can only get Looney Toons expanded universe online...)

ºEarth Eternal (Guess with that name they really want to avoid the furry tag,
I will also initiate a campaign to convince the developers to insert a fascistic humboldtian viewed human faction that would be against all the other impure/mutant/fairy/vegan races!
(Good demons? screw that,tossers!)

ºNIDIA online (that sounds like my language teacher):

Will this game serve to quench a bit the thirst for my dream MMO: "Dinoriders onlineby letting me pitt my Dinosaur riding avatar against some robot piloting duder?

 ºRAN (Forest!) online:

Well,girls with skirts who will undoubtedley be controlled by bloated neckbearded blobs of flesh and pustule covered  young goblins with a chip on their virtual shoulders is  deffinitely worth a try in me book
(just like all MMO's out theres!)

ºNeoSteam (what happened to plain steam?):
It will never be arcanum but I guess it s worth a shot rainin bullets on Cloud imitations

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